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« Reply #240 on: August 23, 2008, 12:15:42 PM »

What is it with seeing so many damn men's tee shirts nowadays with crap like skulls, stars, guitars, boom boxes, and glitter, and crap... and all in nauseating colors like bright orange and magenta and neon blue?  It seems like no one can decide if they want to be emo, gangsta, heavy metal, or metrosexual, so they just stuck every fashion trend into a barrel and said, "There ya' go!" 

You think that is bad, look at some of the stuff that sells at shirt woot. They've had a few good ones, but some I just can't see how anyone could wear.
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« Reply #241 on: August 24, 2008, 08:00:33 PM »

I only thought I was a perv until I watched a man make love to a giant cheeto online today. Why was he wearing purple socks? why did the purple socks disturb me so much?
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« Reply #242 on: August 24, 2008, 08:09:52 PM »

When a stove door comes unhinged, why is it so damn hard to fix?  It seems a Slot "A" into Slot "B" situation but ends up in the Slot "FUWTB" situation which for me stands for "f*cked up worse than before". 

I only thought I was a perv until I watched a man make love to a giant cheeto online today. Why was he wearing purple socks? why did the purple socks disturb me so much?
The sad part is, the Cheeto never calls or writes anymore.   Bluesad
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« Reply #243 on: August 25, 2008, 05:44:40 PM »

I am the eater of worlds, and of children
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« Reply #244 on: August 25, 2008, 06:52:22 PM »

I wonder how many midgits you could fit in a phone booth.
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« Reply #245 on: August 25, 2008, 07:09:22 PM »

I wonder how many midgits you could fit in a phone booth.


Sweet...



...or sour?

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« Reply #246 on: August 25, 2008, 08:45:58 PM »

Goddamn it!  Hatred It's like 2:45 AM here and I was trying to sleep, when my phone starts ringing really loud. It was withheld caller (which I don't answer), but it rang for ages and I never ever get any calls at that time in the morning. It's s**t me up! I can't sleep now and I'm waiting for it to ring again, so I can answer the damn thing. WHO ARE YOU!?
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« Reply #247 on: August 25, 2008, 09:39:07 PM »

Goddamn it!  Hatred It's like 2:45 AM here and I was trying to sleep, when my phone starts ringing really loud. It was withheld caller (which I don't answer), but it rang for ages and I never ever get any calls at that time in the morning. It's s**t me up! I can't sleep now and I'm waiting for it to ring again, so I can answer the damn thing. WHO ARE YOU!?

976-EVIL? Or maybe midgets in a phone booth?
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« Reply #248 on: August 25, 2008, 09:41:25 PM »

Goddamn it!  Hatred It's like 2:45 AM here and I was trying to sleep, when my phone starts ringing really loud. It was withheld caller (which I don't answer), but it rang for ages and I never ever get any calls at that time in the morning. It's s**t me up! I can't sleep now and I'm waiting for it to ring again, so I can answer the damn thing. WHO ARE YOU!?

976-EVIL? Or maybe midgets in a phone booth?

Jeez, I sure hope not! Midgets fine, I can just eat them. But, a screwed up Stephen Geoffreys or some freak, no thanks!  Buggedout
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« Reply #249 on: August 25, 2008, 09:54:40 PM »




The guy on the right has an Afro that men of ALL sizes would envy. The opposite could be said about the one in the middle's man-hooters. Get that guy a training bra. .
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« Reply #250 on: August 27, 2008, 04:28:06 PM »

I wonder how many midgits you could fit in a phone booth.


Sweet...



...or sour?




I LOVE pickles and midgets!
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« Reply #251 on: August 27, 2008, 04:57:14 PM »

I wonder how many midgits you could fit in a phone booth.


Sweet...



...or sour?




I LOVE pickles and midgets!


Mmmmmmm . . . Pickled midgets . . .
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« Reply #252 on: August 27, 2008, 06:18:18 PM »

Most people throw away/recycle a lot of stuff when it is time to move. Since what I can't take with me is going into storage; I decided to downsize quite a bit. Sorting through everything has been a nightmare. My brother's girlfriend went threw the clothes I decided to donate and that was a big help; but I still wound up getting rid of

15 pairs of high heels
38 bottles of nail polish
16 tubes of lip gloss
10 pair of stockings
1 incredibly tacky christmas hat
3 sets of dishes

Its amazing the things you can accumulate in three years; I'm just glad we didn't live here for ten years because then I would have just had to torch the place.
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« Reply #253 on: August 27, 2008, 08:08:38 PM »

Ya know what really burns my butt????





A midget with a lighter!
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« Reply #254 on: August 28, 2008, 12:21:50 AM »

My shoes smell like something from the bowels of hell, but my boots smell like venison. Still puzzled on this one.
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