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« Reply #255 on: August 31, 2008, 07:41:00 PM »

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« Reply #256 on: September 02, 2008, 12:48:22 AM »

I'm not complaining, but it seems to me that many female video game characters are designed by adolescent male computer geeks. The only problem I have with this is that my wife will occasionally comment on my reasons for playing a particular game. I offer the following  image from Soul Calibur as proof.
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« Reply #257 on: September 02, 2008, 05:20:42 AM »

I'm not complaining, but it seems to me that many female video game characters are designed by adolescent male computer geeks. The only problem I have with this is that my wife will occasionally comment on my reasons for playing a particular game. I offer the following  image from Soul Calibur as proof.


I'm sorry, but do you know how hard it would be to swing a sword with those in the way....
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« Reply #258 on: September 02, 2008, 10:25:12 AM »

Went to the doctor today.  She told me that I had to stop masturbating.  She was very stern and made it sound extremely urgent. When I asked her why, she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you!"
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« Reply #259 on: September 02, 2008, 10:41:59 AM »

Went to the doctor today.  She told me that I had to stop masturbating.  She was very stern and made it sound extremely urgent. When I asked her why, she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you!"

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« Reply #260 on: September 02, 2008, 04:13:10 PM »

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« Reply #261 on: September 02, 2008, 09:43:10 PM »

Ahh... The virtues of bachelorhood. Twirling
Thanks for reminding me how being so pathetic can be such a blessing.  Wink
I'm not complaining, but it seems to me that many female video game characters are designed by adolescent male computer geeks. The only problem I have with this is that my wife will occasionally comment on my reasons for playing a particular game. I offer the following  image from Soul Calibur as proof.


I'm sorry, but do you know how hard it would be to swing a sword with those in the way....

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« Reply #262 on: September 02, 2008, 11:14:09 PM »



WOW!

And to think, I thought this guy was a bit nuts...

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Strange thing though, love how ONE guy is trying to restrain this maniac while everyone is just standing around doing nothing. 
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« Reply #263 on: September 04, 2008, 12:47:01 AM »

If meat were plastic, it would probably smell kinda' funny when you cooked it.
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« Reply #264 on: September 04, 2008, 07:03:58 PM »

If I could vote for president, I would write in Bruce Campbell
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« Reply #265 on: September 04, 2008, 07:20:32 PM »



WOW!

And to think, I thought this guy was a bit nuts...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qKxSf5SNj0&NR=1

Strange thing though, love how ONE guy is trying to restrain this maniac while everyone is just standing around doing nothing. 

Well my office has officially become boring. 
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« Reply #266 on: September 04, 2008, 09:13:07 PM »



WOW!

And to think, I thought this guy was a bit nuts...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qKxSf5SNj0&NR=1

Strange thing though, love how ONE guy is trying to restrain this maniac while everyone is just standing around doing nothing. 

Well my office has officially become boring. 


Just talk to people like Bill Lumberg, at least it'll be funny.
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« Reply #267 on: September 05, 2008, 04:39:04 PM »

Just seen a drunk guy hanging on to the back of a car, he fell off and smashed his face all over the road  Lookingup
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« Reply #268 on: September 10, 2008, 01:11:52 PM »

For some reason, I really like the feeling I get when I stick my hand into a larger container of popcorn kernels, and then lifting my hand up and letting them run through fingers.

I have no idea why.
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« Reply #269 on: September 14, 2008, 01:05:08 PM »

It used to be if you saw a guy walking down the street waving his arms and talking loudly it meant he was crazy, now it just means he's talking to his wife on a cell phone.
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