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« Reply #285 on: September 18, 2008, 03:47:35 PM »

I've come up with a fun little hobby recently, I've been doing it quite a bit. What I do is, I quietly break into someone's house when they're gone, and mess with all kinds of stuff. I usually pee and spit in various food items in the fridge, I wipe their toothbrush and other personal hyigene items on various parts of my body. I usually call some 1-900 sex line of something that costs $9.00 a minute and leave the phone on the counter while the woman (or man) keeps talking and ringing up the bill. I go through their papers and get their credit card numbers and bank statements and spend off a bunch of their money, run up some bills. I go through their lingere and sell it online, and I take and intimate picture I find and post them online. If I don't find any, I just photoshop them up from photos and such and post THEM. I try and hide a few cameras in the bathrooms and such and display the video feed in some sick chatrooms. Then my signature move: I put a big spider in their VHS player. Great fun. .
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Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

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« Reply #286 on: September 18, 2008, 03:51:53 PM »

I've come up with a fun little hobby recently, I've been doing it quite a bit. What I do is, I quietly break into someone's house when they're gone, and mess with all kinds of stuff. I usually pee and spit in various food items in the fridge, I wipe their toothbrush and other personal hyigene items on various parts of my body. I usually call some 1-900 sex line of something that costs $9.00 a minute and leave the phone on the counter while the woman (or man) keeps talking and ringing up the bill. I go through their papers and get their credit card numbers and bank statements and spend off a bunch of their money, run up some bills. I go through their lingere and sell it online, and I take and intimate picture I find and post them online. If I don't find any, I just photoshop them up from photos and such and post THEM. I try and hide a few cameras in the bathrooms and such and display the video feed in some sick chatrooms. Then my signature move: I put a big spider in their VHS player. Great fun. .

HAHAHAHAH  BounceGiggle So it was you!?  TeddyR HAHAH  ...Rolfcopter and what not...
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« Reply #287 on: September 18, 2008, 04:45:34 PM »

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« Reply #288 on: September 18, 2008, 09:00:14 PM »

I haven't peed in any sinks lately.   Smile  Thumbup

That's why your water bill is so high.
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« Reply #289 on: September 18, 2008, 10:07:55 PM »

Hmmm...

WD40, White Lithium Grease, Mineral Oil, or Graphite Powder?...
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« Reply #290 on: September 18, 2008, 11:07:25 PM »

Some movies took millions to make and still bomb just look at WATERWORLD i ean these movies are bad as can be
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« Reply #291 on: September 18, 2008, 11:22:44 PM »

Hmmm...

WD40, White Lithium Grease, Mineral Oil, or Graphite Powder?...

WD40 if you're halibut fishing! Spray it on your bait, Halibut seem to love it.
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Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

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« Reply #292 on: September 19, 2008, 07:06:49 AM »

I moved a thousand miles away from my best friend, M. French. Now I've met another M. French that I seem to be entangled with. Wierd....

Another thought...
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« Reply #293 on: September 19, 2008, 07:10:47 AM »

Some movies took millions to make and still bomb just look at WATERWORLD i ean these movies are bad as can be

Am I the only person on planet earth who thinks Waterworld was good?
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« Reply #294 on: September 19, 2008, 01:10:22 PM »

Like making those funny self-generated signs?

Here's a link to a bunch of different ones.

http://www.says-it.com/


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« Reply #295 on: September 19, 2008, 01:17:05 PM »

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« Reply #296 on: September 19, 2008, 02:02:17 PM »

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« Reply #297 on: September 19, 2008, 05:27:51 PM »

If they're now the Knights Who Say EckiEckiEckiEckiOopBangZoopBoing, why are the knights in the background still saying nee?
Kinda' vindicates Aurthur's refusal to cut down a tree with a fish, IMHO.
Hmmm...

WD40, White Lithium Grease, Mineral Oil, or Graphite Powder?...

WD40 if you're halibut fishing! Spray it on your bait, Halibut seem to love it.

Come to think of it, I've never tried Vaseline before.
I dunno. Is that stuff safe on roller bearings, calipers, hinges, etc?
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« Reply #298 on: September 19, 2008, 06:10:25 PM »

Vince McMahon! Give ECW fans their promotion back!  Hatred
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« Reply #299 on: September 19, 2008, 06:33:57 PM »

I learned today that I can do a great Randy Savage impersonation.
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Yes, salad.
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