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« Reply #345 on: October 14, 2008, 12:05:34 PM »

Today a giant crow tried to attack me; thankfully we were on opposite sides of my sliding glass doors.

Is it my imagination or are crows getting larger and more aggressive? We have a 'murder' of crows (I looked it up) that hang around the property cussin' up a storm at everyone and everything that gets near them. Some of the are really huge, too.

Sounds like you have the same ones we got up here in Indian Harbor Beach. I've been spending so much time around them, that I have started to dream of them at night.

I must have read this a dozen times before I realized it said "Crows", and not "Cows". I was trying to figure out how big a giant cow would be, and how a sliding glass door would stop it. I might need to get my eyes checked. .
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« Reply #346 on: October 17, 2008, 02:53:04 PM »

Baseboard heaters are one of the hardest things to clean barf out of.
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« Reply #347 on: October 17, 2008, 04:28:26 PM »

I keep thinking I'm a sucker for washing my hair with shampoo.  I think I'm going to try using real poo.
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« Reply #348 on: October 17, 2008, 04:39:43 PM »

Baseboard heaters are one of the hardest things to clean barf out of.

so are neon lights...
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« Reply #349 on: October 18, 2008, 01:36:50 AM »

Little after midnight, I made a quick run up to work & back.
I never really thought about it before, but with fewer other cars on the road, I'm better able to scan for dips & potholes & other things that be my colon & cause my audio tapes to come flying out of their carrier.

So, as I'm driving along, scanning the surface of the rain slicked city streets, I couldn't help but notice the assorted water, sewer, gas & electrical mains & access points.
The metal covers to all these things got me to wondering: What do manhole covers look like when they're brand spankin' new?

I mean, I'm so used to seeing these things all brown & dinjy & rusty, that I just can't imagine seeing one with that slight silverish tone one would expect from a freshly manufactured metal object. I mean, the factory wouldn't just put rust on them for that "aged effect", would they?

This got me wondering how our streets would look if we had an official department of manhole cover polishing, or even if we started using manhole covers that were painted, chromed, electroplated & sealed in five layers of baked enamel.

Somewhere in this world, the dictator of some small country we've never even heard of is going to read this and...
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« Reply #350 on: October 19, 2008, 12:26:33 AM »

I've seen sea gulls quite literally eat almost anything. Interestingly enough I noticed that less sea gulls hang around fast food restaurants these days but once they were a real menace most likely because people were feeding the feces eaters. Anyways if a sea gull eat chicken, does that make it some sort of bird cannibal  Buggedout? Or is the reason there seems to be less around these days is that they are secretly what chicken mcNuggets  TongueOut are made from.........  Question
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« Reply #351 on: October 19, 2008, 12:52:52 AM »

When I worked at the shipyard, we used this weird "tape" to wrap hydraulic fittings to prevent rust. (Don't remember what it was called). It was about 2" wide, made of some really tough cloth that stretched only a little, and had a waxy, clay-like kind of substance in and on it. We called it "Snotcloth". You could wrap something with it tightly and it would stay there forever and keep 100% or the water out. Seagulls loved it and any scraps left on the deck of a boat would get snatched up, even if you were nearby. I watched a seagull eat a piece that was about 3 feet long, took it at least ten minutes to get it all down. A do not believe it is possible for a seagull to pass that stuff, so I'm sure whichever ate it died from it.
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« Reply #352 on: October 19, 2008, 07:46:34 AM »

I hate when I find a popcorn kernal stuck in my teeth when I know I haven't eaten popcorn in a week.   Buggedout
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« Reply #353 on: October 19, 2008, 11:10:01 AM »

I wonder if Popeye got the Purple Heart when he lost his eye?
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« Reply #354 on: October 19, 2008, 01:57:53 PM »

I really dislike everyone in my apartment building....
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« Reply #355 on: October 19, 2008, 02:12:08 PM »

I brought home 2 garlic bagels and they have stunk up the entire house. I'm afraid to know what will happen when I eat them.
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« Reply #356 on: October 19, 2008, 03:27:06 PM »

Although I have a couple of theories, I've never really understood why everyone was so determined to retrieve Aurthur's brain. I mean, what was wrong with Trilian's?
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« Reply #357 on: October 19, 2008, 03:35:08 PM »

Although I have a couple of theories, I've never really understood why everyone was so determined to retrieve Aurthur's brain. I mean, what was wrong with Trilian's?

If the choice is between getting rid of a dorky guy and a hot chick, sorry dude, I can do my own math.
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« Reply #358 on: October 20, 2008, 03:25:34 PM »

Babies are a great way for people to begin.
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« Reply #359 on: October 20, 2008, 04:05:07 PM »

Although I have a couple of theories, I've never really understood why everyone was so determined to retrieve Aurthur's brain. I mean, what was wrong with Trilian's?

If the choice is between getting rid of a dorky guy and a hot chick, sorry dude, I can do my own math.
This is my contribution to society: Helping the advancement of women through thinking with my pecker. I am not proud.


What are mice gonna' do with a hot chick?
Trilian was much more intelligent & logical than Aurthur, not to mention, the mice would've had to answer to the investors.
It just doesn't make sense.
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