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« Reply #360 on: October 20, 2008, 04:10:06 PM »

Remember they were's really mice, that is just the form they take in this dimension. I don't remember how far they go to explain that in the movie, but IIRC the books were pretty clear.

Also, if you search Google Images for "monkey" and "bj" you can see picture of a monkye hanging on a fence with his own wee-wee in his mouth. I can not help but laugh when I see this picture.
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« Reply #361 on: October 21, 2008, 01:08:30 AM »

Remember they were's really mice, that is just the form they take in this dimension. I don't remember how far they go to explain that in the movie, but IIRC the books were pretty clear.

Also, if you search Google Images for "monkey" and "bj" you can see picture of a monkye hanging on a fence with his own wee-wee in his mouth. I can not help but laugh when I see this picture.

Okay, I'll admit I've only seen the British miniseries & an edited for tv version of the movie, but never read the book.

That said, did the book explain what was wrong with Trilian's brain?
Is it possible there is a difference between the decedents of the monkeys, & the decedents of the looneys?

Speaking of evolution, I don't believe we're descended from monkeys; I believe we evolved from dogs.
Case in point: werewolves
When was the last time you heard of a full moon causing somebody to climb trees & crave bananas?
And vampires? Oh, they claim it's bats, but do they really like hanging upside down? No, they dig holes in the ground & sleep in boxes out in the garage.
And even when they do hang upside down from trees, do you really think they're looking for bananas?

It's dogs, I tell you! Dogs!
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« Reply #362 on: October 21, 2008, 02:49:01 AM »

My thoughts have been with RC Merchant the last couple of days ~ does anyone know how his wife is?
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« Reply #363 on: October 22, 2008, 09:34:45 AM »

Why is it that people who own the least in life are often the most generous with what they have?
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« Reply #364 on: October 22, 2008, 02:22:32 PM »

As a form of baked pastry, why are they called "cookies"?
Isn't that what happens to pastries when baked?

And shotguns. Isn't that the function of every fire arm, even the rifled variety?
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« Reply #365 on: October 22, 2008, 02:42:47 PM »

I've been dating a brick wall for 3 years Bluesad
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« Reply #366 on: October 22, 2008, 02:48:24 PM »

I've been dating a brick wall for 3 years Bluesad

I'm securely established in a stable, loving relationship with my hand. Twirling
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« Reply #367 on: October 22, 2008, 03:21:22 PM »


I'm securely established in a stable, loving relationship with my hand. Twirling

I was in a similar relationship, but then one night I caught it cheating on me while it thought I was asleep.
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« Reply #368 on: October 22, 2008, 04:03:45 PM »

My hand likes it rough and has agreed on us having a threesome with my other hand someday. I bet if I got it drunk enough I could get it into a cool orgy with my other hand and one of my feet. . . Cheers
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« Reply #369 on: October 22, 2008, 04:06:49 PM »

Some people claim certain days to be the worste day of their life, I say it's the first, why?

1. You're naked
2. You're covered in goo
3. You're screaming like a little girl right in front of your parents and a bunch of strangers
4. Your mom is right there in front of you with her legs in the air and wearing nothing but a paper gown.

Really, how worse off can you be.
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« Reply #370 on: October 22, 2008, 04:14:52 PM »

Some people claim certain days to be the worste day of their life, I say it's the first, why?

1. You're naked
2. You're covered in goo
3. You're screaming like a little girl right in front of your parents and a bunch of strangers
4. Your mom is right there in front of you with her legs in the air and wearing nothing but a paper gown.

Really, how worse off can you be.

Unless you were on the set of a porn film? Depends on the person I guess  Wink
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« Reply #371 on: October 22, 2008, 04:37:12 PM »

Some people claim certain days to be the worste day of their life, I say it's the first, why?

1. You're naked
2. You're covered in goo
3. You're screaming like a little girl right in front of your parents and a bunch of strangers
4. Your mom is right there in front of you with her legs in the air and wearing nothing but a paper gown.

Really, how worse off can you be.

At least you don't owe any taxes at that point in time, and if you pee or crap yourself, nobody takes offense and they even clean it up for you!

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« Reply #372 on: October 23, 2008, 12:43:16 PM »

I am SO done with alcoholics!!  Hatred
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« Reply #373 on: October 23, 2008, 12:56:16 PM »

Today's Meditation On Friendship:

The Lone Ranger to Tonto: “Well, Tonto, we’re in this box canyon surrounded by a hundred bloodthirsty Comanches, so I guess we’re going to die.”

Tonto to the Lone Ranger: “What do you mean ‘we’ Paleface?”
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« Reply #374 on: October 24, 2008, 09:23:25 AM »

Wisdom whispers, ignorance shouts.
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