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« Reply #390 on: October 27, 2008, 09:56:42 AM »

Help me...I'm addicted to jelly beans and corn nuts.   Bluesad

I have a 12-step program to cure that. The first step involves duct-tape, a car batery, a stainless steel collander, and a brass doorknob. The next 11 steps are simply me posting the pictures to the boards here and everybody laughing over them. It really helps US more than it helps YOU, but on the positive: I don't charge that much.
Already tried that, its a temporary escape. 
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« Reply #391 on: October 27, 2008, 03:44:24 PM »

Are government employees hired for their abilites to skirt around and not deal with any issue? They do seem more than adapt at giving one the run around, never answering direct questions and sending you from one department to another in a futile phone journey when you call them.
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« Reply #392 on: October 28, 2008, 07:11:43 AM »

The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it. --–Flannery O’Connor
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« Reply #393 on: October 28, 2008, 07:46:12 AM »

The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it. --–Flannery O’Connor

one of my favorite short stories is from flannery o' connor: The Next Life You Save may be Your Own
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« Reply #394 on: October 28, 2008, 05:42:02 PM »

"She would of been a good woman... if it had been somebody there to shoot her every minute of her life." -'A Good Man is Hard to Find'
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« Reply #395 on: October 29, 2008, 08:47:06 AM »

I find paying the bill keeps my internet running.
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« Reply #396 on: October 29, 2008, 08:53:43 AM »

I am about $4 in credit with my gas bill for the end of the year!  TeddyR
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« Reply #397 on: October 29, 2008, 12:42:20 PM »

I think you write better emails than Shakespeare did.
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« Reply #398 on: October 29, 2008, 10:38:05 PM »

I seriously doubt many of the politicians running for election this year on a platform of "I feel nothing but honor and respect for the fighting men and women of our beloved armed forces" would actually let the average enlisted man date their daughters.
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« Reply #399 on: October 29, 2008, 11:18:25 PM »

When I watched Jimmy Stewart in VERTIGO years ago, I never realized I'd one day suffer from the same affliction.
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« Reply #400 on: October 30, 2008, 05:05:55 AM »

Monkey see, monkey want!
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« Reply #401 on: October 30, 2008, 09:33:16 AM »

Metaphysically speaking, I wonder what Jesus does all day?
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« Reply #402 on: October 30, 2008, 09:36:36 AM »

Metaphysically speaking, I wonder what Jesus does all day?

I'm guessing carpentry... Smile
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« Reply #403 on: October 30, 2008, 10:24:11 AM »


I don't care here what the haters say, I think Dane Cook is funny, and don't understand all the hatred he gets. 

"And for 'Name' you've drawn a picture of a monkey f**king a coconut.  Is your name Monkey f**king A Coconut?  MFC, is that your name?"
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« Reply #404 on: October 30, 2008, 12:48:36 PM »

Monday January 7, 1991

Took the Christmas tree down tonight after Dad got home. Helped him box it up and he carried it to the attic. I scooted the box into its corner. Always a bummer when it’s gone
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