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« Reply #405 on: October 30, 2008, 04:07:24 PM »

Metaphysically speaking, I wonder what Jesus does all day?

Probably helps God with all the crap going on Earth right now.
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« Reply #406 on: October 30, 2008, 08:46:08 PM »

I was driving home from work today when I noticed a sign at the Highland Park Community Center that read:
Folklorico Aerobics
Salsa Percussion Guitar
Piano Karate Preschool
I can understand what the first two probably are, but is there really a martial art for musically inclined children between the ages of 3 and 6 ?
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« Reply #407 on: October 30, 2008, 08:47:08 PM »

I'm patiently waiting to catch pumpkin theives.  Hatred
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« Reply #408 on: October 30, 2008, 10:13:21 PM »

Trey, back in 2000 we really should have.
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« Reply #409 on: October 31, 2008, 12:57:40 AM »

President Bush was briefed this morning and told that 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. To everyone's amazement,  all of the color ran from Bush's face. He collapsed onto his desk... head in his hands, visibly shaken... almost whimpering!

Finally, he composed himself and asked, "Just exactly how many is a brazillion?"
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« Reply #410 on: October 31, 2008, 07:55:24 AM »

Anthony Bourdain was right about Rachael Ray.
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« Reply #411 on: October 31, 2008, 08:13:41 AM »

Ploughman's pork pie for breakfast (well, 1pm).....mmm!
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« Reply #412 on: October 31, 2008, 11:30:05 AM »

Prison food sucks. . .

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« Reply #413 on: October 31, 2008, 12:09:39 PM »

Prison food sucks. . .




Maybe Leadbelly was luckier than he thought.

"When you get up in the morning when that big bell rings,
You go marching to the table, you see the same old thing,
Knife and fork are on the table, ain't nothin in my pan,
And you say a word about it you get in trouble with the man."
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« Reply #414 on: October 31, 2008, 12:09:56 PM »

Supposedly childbirth has killed more women than war has killed men. Scoff. Obviously in history combat has been for those who can't take a real risk in life.  Wink
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« Reply #415 on: November 02, 2008, 12:48:21 AM »

Why is it that when anyone mentions Man finding other planets with life on them, my first thought is "Think of all the new types of food we could find". I see what are supposed to be REAL pictures of aliens and the first thing that comes to mind is "There's not much meat on one of those critters". We need more food here on earth, I'm getting bored with what we have.
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« Reply #416 on: November 02, 2008, 10:07:01 AM »

Why is it that when anyone mentions Man finding other planets with life on them, my first thought is "Think of all the new types of food we could find". I see what are supposed to be REAL pictures of aliens and the first thing that comes to mind is "There's not much meat on one of those critters". We need more food here on earth, I'm getting bored with what we have.

I worry about your ethics, what's worse, I completely agree with you. Who is up for open harvest?
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« Reply #417 on: November 02, 2008, 10:38:36 AM »

Yes, but except for that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?
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« Reply #418 on: November 03, 2008, 09:48:58 AM »

3 November 2008: What iceberg?
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« Reply #419 on: November 03, 2008, 10:31:43 AM »

I'm very angry right now  Hatred
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