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« Reply #420 on: November 04, 2008, 12:47:17 AM »

I recently got turned on to the local rock group Hot Lava.
Apparently, on every album, they keep doing the same stuff over & over & over, although they do keep getting much better at it every time.

Their most popular song is Blue Dragon.
This got me wondering; Why are dragons always blue, green or black (with the occasional red & the rare white)?
How come we never hear about any brown dragons?
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This afternoon, instead of getting my Stonewall Hard Snuff from my usual shop in Meadowdale, I decided to get it from this headshop down in Chester which is more prone to have it in stock, even if they are farther away & slightly more expensive.

As I was sitting at a stop light, waiting to make a left turn, my attention was drawn to the right by the sound of  a fat hog with hollow pipes. It was accessorized in the proper generic fashion, with a teddy bear strapped to the b***h seat.

It held my attention just long enough to see some guy in one of those Smart Cars pull up behind him.
I've never seen one before. It was much bigger than I would've imagined, and the cabin actually looked cramped & uncomfortable. The guy had put all these macho bumper stickers on the back displaying his love of fishing.

Considering the Smart Car's intended purpose, I couldn't help thinking that the Harley looked much more practical.
Come to think of it, a Ford Festiva would probably be more practical, and way more luxurious.
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« Reply #421 on: November 04, 2008, 10:43:35 AM »

Ever wake up and get ready for work only to find grated cheese in your shoe? I did this morning and it's gunna bug me all day.
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« Reply #422 on: November 04, 2008, 11:43:38 AM »

Ever wake up and get ready for work only to find grated cheese in your shoe? I did this morning and it's gunna bug me all day.

You're lucky.
I came in to work this morning to find our broadcast clock not working, so the shows are not gonna be punctual today. Lookingup

And I keep getting CRANK CALLS from otherwise legitimate sources claiming all kinds of screw-ups at the polls, & I have to double check all this crap & decide whether or not to pass it on to the loving public. Hatred
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« Reply #423 on: November 04, 2008, 03:43:19 PM »

Ever wake up and get ready for work only to find grated cheese in your shoe? I did this morning and it's gunna bug me all day.

No, but i did drop my cell phone in a bowl of mac n cheese today... gross!
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« Reply #424 on: November 04, 2008, 07:43:10 PM »

John McCain's wife is a cougar  TongueOut
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« Reply #425 on: November 04, 2008, 09:09:03 PM »

I have a hard time figuring out why we have so many dirty dishes in my house.   Hatred
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« Reply #426 on: November 05, 2008, 01:17:35 AM »

Another late night paper to right. FUN!  TeddyR  Thumbdown
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« Reply #427 on: November 05, 2008, 06:47:05 AM »

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
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« Reply #428 on: November 05, 2008, 08:39:34 AM »

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

 TeddyR BounceGiggle Karma!

You've been reading my review of An Eye For An Eye, haven't you?
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« Reply #429 on: November 05, 2008, 08:41:41 AM »

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

 TeddyR BounceGiggle Karma!

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HAHA! I did the other day Trevor, but I woke up this morning and just said that to myself, then I laughed.  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #430 on: November 05, 2008, 09:22:52 AM »

I've noticed that my attitude toward the female of the species has changed as I've gotten older, as a young man in my late teens to early twenties I remember checking out the girls when driving by the local high school and ignoring the teachers if any were about. Now when I drive by I check out the teachers (female) and I feel like yelling "DOES YOUR FATHER KNOW YOU'RE OUT IN PUBLIC DRESSED LIKE THAT" at the girls. I told my wife yesterday that we've become the weird old couple of the neighborhood and I believe this proves it, at least for me.
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« Reply #431 on: November 05, 2008, 10:13:14 AM »

I think one of the cable news networks should hire me as an analyst. Yep, I do. On Friday I colored an electoral map red or blue, predicting the election results, and the only state I got wrong was Georgia, which I thought would go blue. Okay, CNN, MSNBC, contact my agent for 2010 mid-terms and we'll talk contract. Big contract. Lots of time off and parties with celebrities. Many zeroes. Foreign news sources will be considered but domestic commercial networks and FOX News need not apply.
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« Reply #432 on: November 06, 2008, 04:43:14 AM »


I wonder if the title of "Hell comes to Frogtown" is inspired by the Muppet-sketch "Love comes to Koozebane".

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« Reply #433 on: November 06, 2008, 11:34:34 AM »

I've noticed that my attitude toward the female of the species has changed as I've gotten older, as a young man in my late teens to early twenties I remember checking out the girls when driving by the local high school and ignoring the teachers if any were about. Now when I drive by I check out the teachers (female) and I feel like yelling "DOES YOUR FATHER KNOW YOU'RE OUT IN PUBLIC DRESSED LIKE THAT" at the girls. I told my wife yesterday that we've become the weird old couple of the neighborhood and I believe this proves it, at least for me.

I was once standing in line at a store when a girl who couldn't have been more than 15 walked by dressed like a hooker. High-heels, a 2-piece bikini and some transparent robe-like thing over it, total makup-job and a bunch of jewlery. She looked, and walked, like a hooker, it was sad, but it then got worse: A guy behind me in line, who looked a bit older than me (putting him in his mid 40s maybe), says, LOUD, "wouldn't you like to get into THAT". I was appalled, and I said back, even louder: NO you F-ing dirtbag, not only is that disgusting, but it's illegal you pervert. When did your Rape-o, Chester @$$ get out of prison you sick F@$%. THEN, I got offensive on him and made quite the spectacle.
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« Reply #434 on: November 06, 2008, 12:31:47 PM »

Do you ever notice that chips taste better when you first open the bag than any other time?
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