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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters.


« Reply #435 on: November 06, 2008, 12:52:41 PM »

Haiku from my dark side:

Fool, do you believe
Suffering does not await
You in days to come?
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« Reply #436 on: November 06, 2008, 02:08:03 PM »

Haiku from my back side:

Ate big burito
gurgling in my stomach
stinky smelly gas. ..
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Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

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« Reply #437 on: November 06, 2008, 03:02:39 PM »

 hot Wasabi paste is brutal, but I love it  TongueOut
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« Reply #438 on: November 06, 2008, 05:43:51 PM »

Bret Easton Ellis and Clive Barker were better writers before they came out.
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« Reply #439 on: November 06, 2008, 05:52:22 PM »

Bret Easton Ellis and Clive Barker were better writers before they came out.

Dean Koontz's books are some of the worst I've ever read.
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« Reply #440 on: November 06, 2008, 07:12:23 PM »

I like rice
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« Reply #441 on: November 06, 2008, 07:15:53 PM »

I am tired  Bluesad
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Mwa Ha Ha Ha Ha


« Reply #442 on: November 06, 2008, 07:57:40 PM »

Ever have that feeling like you're going to throw up in your throat but not in your stomach, sucks.
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« Reply #443 on: November 06, 2008, 11:02:55 PM »

I like rice
I like No-Yolk Ribbons... with SmartBalance is good and good for you!   Smile 

I am tired  Bluesad
Me too. 
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« Reply #444 on: November 07, 2008, 05:58:02 AM »

As I was going to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives,
Each wife had seven sacks.
Each sack had seven cats.
Each cat had seven kits.
Kits, cats, sacks and wives,
How many were going to St. Ives?
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« Reply #445 on: November 07, 2008, 10:14:31 AM »

There was a woman from Nizes
With breasts of two different sizes. 
One was small, and nothing at all. 
The other was large, and won prizes. 
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« Reply #446 on: November 07, 2008, 02:50:58 PM »

As I was going to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives,
Each wife had seven sacks.
Each sack had seven cats.
Each cat had seven kits.
Kits, cats, sacks and wives,
How many were going to St. Ives?

One. .
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« Reply #447 on: November 07, 2008, 02:58:17 PM »

Yes  Smile
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« Reply #448 on: November 07, 2008, 04:12:23 PM »

Every time I've heard that rhyme, I've always thought maybe the person going toward St. Ives met these people on the road and they were also traveling to St. Ives. How do we really, really, reallllly know it's just one person going to St. Ives when it could have been a veritable theater troupe of would-be St. Ivers? Hey, and besides, aren't the Cornish supposed to be England's most prolific liars? Well, I'm too perplexed to blink now.  Question
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« Reply #449 on: November 07, 2008, 04:22:08 PM »

Did someone say Cornish?

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