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« Reply #480 on: November 09, 2008, 11:41:00 PM »

I've had this song stuck in my head for a while

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« Reply #481 on: November 10, 2008, 07:04:37 AM »

I've had this song stuck in my head for a while

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKeE3saeguY


There was a guy at my old job and if you just hummed that tune a little bit in the morning, he would end up singing it all day.  BounceGiggle This went on everyday for about 2 months.  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #482 on: November 10, 2008, 12:28:45 PM »

Alanis Morissette can really make that word sound dirty.
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« Reply #483 on: November 10, 2008, 01:16:37 PM »

You know you've been sleeping on the couch for way too long when you find that sleeping in a bed against isn't just uncomfortable, but veritably hellish.
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« Reply #484 on: November 10, 2008, 02:24:39 PM »

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Unfortunately, fuming over her son's dalliance with the perky trollop impairs the old woman's situational awareness

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« Reply #485 on: November 10, 2008, 02:34:45 PM »

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
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« Reply #486 on: November 10, 2008, 03:20:00 PM »

If a Tribal man who lives in a remote jungle were to see a picture from playboy magazine, would he have a similar, yet opposite reaction to how I react to the women in National Geographic? Whould he say "Those would be nice if they weren't so big, round and didn't sit so high up on her chest"?
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Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

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« Reply #487 on: November 10, 2008, 05:14:47 PM »

one way to make people think you are crazy is to go up to them and say "lemon curry?" and then just walk away.
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« Reply #488 on: November 10, 2008, 05:18:40 PM »

Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?
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« Reply #489 on: November 10, 2008, 08:49:15 PM »

Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?


Because his soul is tortured...    BounceGiggle
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« Reply #490 on: November 10, 2008, 09:49:14 PM »

one way to make people think you are crazy is to go up to them and say "lemon curry?" and then just walk away.

Lemon curry?
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« Reply #491 on: November 10, 2008, 09:55:26 PM »

I dried some pumpkin seeds in the food dehydrator and coated them with salt and dried scotch bonnet pepper. My wife didn't realize this until she ate one and literally turned red.  She struggled to open the milk so she could counter the hot pepper.  I guess this means more pumpkin seeds for me. 
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« Reply #492 on: November 11, 2008, 02:53:15 AM »

"Be prepared." I defy anyone to find more wisdom in a shorter sentence.

"Just Do It."  Eight letters.  Dunno if there's "more" wisdom though...
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« Reply #493 on: November 11, 2008, 07:23:15 AM »

One shouldn't fall asleep at you laptop. Mainly due to the fact that while your asleep some joker usually types something obsence in your paper. Fortunatly I actually read over my papers before I turn them in.  Thumbup
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« Reply #494 on: November 11, 2008, 07:35:37 AM »

Why do they make TV's in a 16:9 aspect ratio (which works out to 1.78:1) when movies are in 1.85:1?  I've actually read an explanation and it makes no sense.
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