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« Reply #525 on: November 12, 2008, 04:58:33 PM »

One of my most vivid early memories is of a small plane full of FBI agents crashing into a house a few blocks from mine. It was December 16, 1982, and I was three. I still remember the sound it made.

Really?  What the heck was the FBI there for?
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« Reply #526 on: November 12, 2008, 05:01:03 PM »


Ever notice now matter how well you try to keep the area by your computer clean, if you turn your keyboard upside down and shake it, a TON of dirt, specks, nail clippings and other junk will inevitably fall out?
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« Reply #527 on: November 12, 2008, 06:01:14 PM »

The four FBI agents, a Chicago police detective, and a suspect in an embezzlement case, were coming to the area because the suspect agreed to show them where he buried $50,000.00 of the $641,000.00 he confessed to stealing. No one survived the crash, and the plane also hit a hundred-year-old historic home. Sad, huh? I was home with my mother and we heard the plane pass over literally at treetop level, almost overhead, making an awful whining, whoosh noise, then there was a deafening crushing noise, a lot like that smashed box sound you sometimes hear with car wrecks, as it crashed into the house. Then there was a lot of smoke and sirens. I guess I remember things from when I was younger but that's maybe the strongest memory I have from being that young.
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« Reply #528 on: November 13, 2008, 12:23:47 AM »

Did you try and calculate it's trajectory and find the dough yourself?
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« Reply #529 on: November 13, 2008, 07:04:45 AM »

I was home with my mother and we heard the plane pass over literally at treetop level, almost overhead, making an awful whining, whoosh noise, then there was a deafening crushing noise, a lot like that smashed box sound you sometimes hear with car wrecks, as it crashed into the house. Then there was a lot of smoke and sirens.


Reminds me of Randy....Bluesad

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« Reply #530 on: November 13, 2008, 08:18:47 AM »





men should never never ever wear poka-dots. and no, not even on a guitar; even randy rhodes can't pull that one off...
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« Reply #531 on: November 13, 2008, 09:50:04 AM »

men should never never ever wear poka-dots. and no, not even on a guitar; even randy rhodes can't pull that one off...

Damn! I used to wear poka-dot stuff all the time during my drunken glam rock-star years  Lookingup
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« Reply #532 on: November 14, 2008, 10:09:38 AM »

Ever notice in hypnotic past life regression everyone's a southern belle or knight or samurai and no one ever seems to have been something humble like a migrant farmer from Belize?
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« Reply #533 on: November 14, 2008, 10:12:40 AM »

I wonder if Old Mother Hubbard was a scientologist?
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« Reply #534 on: November 14, 2008, 02:44:08 PM »


Reminds me of Randy....Bluesad

When I was in high school, a popular line of grafiti on the desk was "Randy Rhodes Rules". I would see this, then a few days later somebody would invariably have modified it so it said "Handy Randy's Gonad Rulers".
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« Reply #535 on: November 14, 2008, 04:04:56 PM »

If I was a faith healer, I'd like to think that I'd have a significant following in the dwarf community. There would be something wholesome about that. Casting demons out of those who have dwarfism would make for a fulfilling evening's work. I think I could get somewhere with this. I really do.
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« Reply #536 on: November 14, 2008, 04:11:38 PM »



Has this sentence ever been used? ---> "Hey, pass me that grand piano!"
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« Reply #537 on: November 14, 2008, 04:27:20 PM »

I overheard two people talking, and I only heard two words said consecutively by one of them, and can't figure out how they got to THAT point in ANY conversation. The words were "crotchless wheelchair". I am at a total loss.
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« Reply #538 on: November 14, 2008, 04:29:23 PM »

I overheard two people talking, and I only heard two words said consecutively by one of them, and can't figure out how they got to THAT point in ANY conversation. The words were "crotchless wheelchair". I am at a total loss.

If it weren't for my horse... I never would've spent that year in college.





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Bah. Lewis Black fans will get it.
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« Reply #539 on: November 14, 2008, 04:30:22 PM »

The Shred-It guy just told me he could toss a washing machine into his big truck-sized shredder and it would shred it lickety-split.

I wonder if that's true?
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