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« Reply #825 on: January 01, 2009, 04:10:07 PM »

The first thing that happened to me in 2009?  I was struck in the right temple by a small rubber ball thrown by a small child.  Is that a good omen for the year?
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« Reply #826 on: January 01, 2009, 04:12:42 PM »

The first thing that happened to me in 2009?  I was struck in the right temple by a small rubber ball thrown by a small child.  Is that a good omen for the year?

Child? Omen?  Buggedout
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« Reply #827 on: January 01, 2009, 04:48:04 PM »

Oh dear me!  Buggedout I can relate to far too many Motley Crue & L.A. Guns songs  Bluesad
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« Reply #828 on: January 01, 2009, 08:18:19 PM »

I hate it how I keep hearing women complain about how there's no "good" men left, all the guys they talk to online only want one thing, how hard it is to be single, blah, blah, blah, and then I check my profiles on various dating sites to find none of the messages I've sent out have gotten any replies.

 Bluesad

So, uh, How exactly does one go about becoming a "Confirmed" Bachelor?
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« Reply #829 on: January 01, 2009, 11:37:50 PM »

I wonder if that stuff in The Tao of Steve works.
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If I ever opened a bottle with a genie in it, I think I might ask for some underpants that actually fit... in cocoa brown to camouflage the skid marks... & made out of a space age material that filters my farts, so I can let one rip loud & proud without stinking up the place.
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« Reply #830 on: January 01, 2009, 11:43:53 PM »

I had 28 rechargeable (NiMH) 'AA' batteries, , I now have 9, and one of them doesn't seem to work. How the heck does one lose 19 rechargeable batteries over a years time?
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« Reply #831 on: January 02, 2009, 01:15:06 PM »


If I ever opened a bottle with a genie in it, I think I might ask for some underpants that actually fit... in cocoa brown to camouflage the skid marks... & made out of a space age material that filters my farts, so I can let one rip loud & proud without stinking up the place.

Lil Cerb, it seems Trevor has hacked into your account.
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« Reply #832 on: January 02, 2009, 01:34:40 PM »

As I've gotten older the professional people I deal with have gotten younger and younger. I sometimes fear that I'm turning into one of those cranky old guys, a couple weeks ago I was in my cardiologist's office getting advice on medication dosage from a young lady and I found myself wanting to say that I would only listen to her after she graduated from high school.
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« Reply #833 on: January 02, 2009, 01:51:04 PM »

As I've gotten older the professional people I deal with have gotten younger and younger. I sometimes fear that I'm turning into one of those cranky old guys, a couple weeks ago I was in my cardiologist's office getting advice on medication dosage from a young lady and I found myself wanting to say that I would only listen to her after she graduated from high school.

I hear what you're saying and I feel your pain  BounceGiggle

I get that type of reaction all the time. People think I'm about 15 or something and get annoyed because I try to help them and give them information at work. These are people that haven't worked in 30 years and smell of urine though.
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« Reply #834 on: January 02, 2009, 02:12:54 PM »

I knew a guy who smelled like urine once.  Especially if he got the least bit sweaty, as he did from walking up a flight of stairs. 
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« Reply #835 on: January 02, 2009, 03:30:42 PM »

At one point do you get so old that you fart in public and not only do you NOT care, you just go about your business as if nothing happened?
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« Reply #836 on: January 02, 2009, 03:59:48 PM »

At one point do you get so old that you fart in public and not only do you NOT care, you just about your business as if nothing happened?

Yep, happened around the time I turned eleven.
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« Reply #837 on: January 02, 2009, 06:38:59 PM »

We took our son to Chucky Cheese today.  Its amazing the sh!t kids leave behind.  I was able to find a few bucks worth of tokens and about a hundred or so tickets. 
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« Reply #838 on: January 02, 2009, 11:21:52 PM »

At one point do you get so old that you fart in public and not only do you NOT care, you just about your business as if nothing happened?

Yep, happened around the time I turned eleven.

You mean you didn't giggle hysterically?
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« Reply #839 on: January 03, 2009, 12:44:47 AM »

I feel more like I do today than I did yesterday.

How about you?
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