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« Reply #855 on: January 06, 2009, 06:45:28 PM »

I just noticed that the new document I started in Microsoft Word has yet to accept Jesus Christ as it's personal Lord and saviour.

It's annoying when that happens...
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« Reply #856 on: January 06, 2009, 07:33:37 PM »

My girlfriend and I just broke up.  We both knew it was coming, we both agreed that our relationship had deteriorated due to issues with distance, available time, and communications breakdowns.

We handled it maturely and agreed to stay friends (thankfully, I don't know if I could live without consuming the flesh of the cows and pigs her dad raises), with the possibility of maybe getting back together in the future if we can get things straightened out. 

As dissatisfied as I was with our relationship as it was over the last two months...as much as I know this was the right course of action...I still feel like s**t.

At least I have 1957's FROM HELL IT CAME to console me.
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« Reply #857 on: January 06, 2009, 10:05:52 PM »

I wonder if shirts that say, "Don't Go Full Retard" would sell?
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« Reply #858 on: January 06, 2009, 10:59:39 PM »

I might buy one if I knew what it meant, but I'm tired and can't bother to figure it out myself. .
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« Reply #859 on: January 07, 2009, 12:26:23 AM »

I might buy one if I knew what it meant, but I'm tired and can't bother to figure it out myself. .

It's from Tropic Thunder.  :)
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« Reply #860 on: January 07, 2009, 12:50:26 PM »

Imagine if tigers were green.... Wink
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« Reply #861 on: January 07, 2009, 07:01:39 PM »

I got a book from the library on Star Wars collectibles.  When I got to the section about school supplies I recalled how I had gotten part of a C3P0 eraser stuck in my nose in elementary school.  Luckily I popped it out without much effort. 
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« Reply #862 on: January 08, 2009, 04:26:47 PM »

I got a book from the library on Star Wars collectibles.  When I got to the section about school supplies I recalled how I had gotten part of a C3P0 eraser stuck in my nose in elementary school.  Luckily I popped it out without much effort. 

That reminds me of the story Eddie Murphy told about himself and the G.I.Joe doll when he was a kid.
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« Reply #863 on: January 08, 2009, 08:20:14 PM »

I flirted with a cashier while in line at walmart today. He got excited and started blushing and stuttering. At the time it made me feel good; now as I write this and think back, he may have been slightly mentally-challenged...

I've been in the sticks too long....
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« Reply #864 on: January 09, 2009, 11:32:36 PM »

I flirted with a cashier while in line at walmart today. He got excited and started blushing and stuttering. At the time it made me feel good; now as I write this and think back, he may have been slightly mentally-challenged...

I've been in the sticks too long....

Grace, Grace, Grace, come on!  You don't need to flirt with random grocery checkers, you've got a WHOLE board here full of lonely single guys that you could flirt with, and only a few of them are mentally challenged.  :)
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« Reply #865 on: January 09, 2009, 11:36:17 PM »

Actually, I have NO idea how my light shines in the halls of Shamballa.
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« Reply #866 on: January 10, 2009, 08:32:20 AM »

Hollywood needs more actors like David Carradine.  He's good in what he does, plus he's not involved in any bizarre cults, he doesn't have public drug abuse problems, he doesn't beat his spouse, he doesn't try to influence international politics...The only scandal ever attached to his name is almost 40 years old, from his "Kung Fu" days when people accused his portrayal of Kwai Chang Caine as "yellowface."
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« Reply #867 on: January 10, 2009, 10:37:11 AM »

I flirted with a cashier while in line at walmart today. He got excited and started blushing and stuttering. At the time it made me feel good; now as I write this and think back, he may have been slightly mentally-challenged...

I've been in the sticks too long....

Grace, Grace, Grace, come on!  You don't need to flirt with random grocery checkers, you've got a WHOLE board here full of lonely single guys that you could flirt with, and only a few of them are mentally challenged.  :)

A little bit of mental challenging can be fun... ha

Thought for the day:

You should never take your seizure medication only to forget that you took it and proceed to take it again....although it does make for an interesting first date. That wasn't desire causing me to drool slightly  Buggedout
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« Reply #868 on: January 10, 2009, 10:49:21 AM »

If I buy some thing outside the UK how does it work money wise ??? I know there are shipping fees, the usual p & p. But what about exchange rates and all that.

Also, what is the difference between lavender, purple , and violet ?

Why does this chair squeek ?

I'm in the mood for pickled onion Monster Munch.
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« Reply #869 on: January 10, 2009, 11:02:35 AM »


I'm in the mood for pickled onion Monster Munch.

I'm going to try those. . .
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Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution
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