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« Reply #900 on: January 13, 2009, 06:09:55 PM »
Quote from: ghouck on January 13, 2009, 05:59:36 PM
Quote from: doggett on January 13, 2009, 12:58:14 PM
An insect bit me on the penis...

 Bluesad

What were you trying to do to it?  BounceGiggle


Don't you mean: What was it trying to do to me !!!

Maybe I accidently stepped on it's buddy and it wanted revenge. BounceGiggle
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« Reply #901 on: January 13, 2009, 06:18:52 PM »
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 13, 2009, 06:09:25 PM

Quote from: doggett on January 12, 2009, 11:28:11 AM
Should I have Pie and Chips for tea...

Sorry it took so long to respond.  The answer is no.

I've waited for ages for that answer...I'm really hungry now.
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« Reply #902 on: January 13, 2009, 07:57:35 PM »
Seems a lot of people I know are slipping on ice this year.   Question
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« Reply #903 on: January 14, 2009, 01:21:49 AM »
Tell a joke at a party...

What kind of audience do you find most annoying?

The kinds of people who pull one catch phrase out of the setup (without actually listening to the joke), & launch into some way off topic tirade about European fascism, native American oppression & why Springsteen's "Born to Run" was done in such bad taste? How about the kinds of people cut you off midway through the setup to go OT hissy?

(I don't mean the kind who don't get it, or who do get it, but don't find it funny, I mean the kind who just won't listen.)

Or, how about those kind who get it the first time, then get it all over again a few minutes later, & keep getting it & re-getting it over & over, all evening long?

Or, how about those "too smart for their own good" types, who have to point out that there's a fancy word in the dictionary for what you just described, rather than recognize the irony of the scenario?
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What if... What if... What if... What if...
Hugh Hefner originally planned on calling his magazine "Stag Party"
Sorta' makes me wonder how our culture would've turned out if his logo wound up being a deer in an ascot, rather than a bunny in a bow tie.

Henry Winkler's character was originally called Mash.
Mickey Dolenz & Mike Nesmith tried out for the part.
Charles Manson tried out for The Monkees.
What if...
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« Reply #904 on: January 14, 2009, 09:55:41 AM »
Quote from: LilCerberus on January 14, 2009, 01:21:49 AM
Tell a joke at a party...

What kind of audience do you find most annoying?

The kinds of people who pull one catch phrase out of the setup (without actually listening to the joke), & launch into some way off topic tirade about European fascism, native American oppression & why Springsteen's "Born to Run" was done in such bad taste? How about the kinds of people cut you off midway through the setup to go OT hissy?

(I don't mean the kind who don't get it, or who do get it, but don't find it funny, I mean the kind who just won't listen.)

Or, how about those kind who get it the first time, then get it all over again a few minutes later, & keep getting it & re-getting it over & over, all evening long?

Or, how about those "too smart for their own good" types, who have to point out that there's a fancy word in the dictionary for what you just described, rather than recognize the irony of the scenario?
___________________________________________________________________________________________________ ____
What if... What if... What if... What if...
Hugh Hefner originally planned on calling his magazine "Stag Party"
Sorta' makes me wonder how our culture would've turned out if his logo wound up being a deer in an ascot, rather than a bunny in a bow tie.

Henry Winkler's character was originally called Mash.
Mickey Dolenz & Mike Nesmith tried out for the part.
Charles Manson tried out for The Monkees.
What if...

I'm not a European Fascist. I'm a Euro loony lefty. TeddyR
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« Reply #905 on: January 14, 2009, 11:25:58 AM »
I just discovered that they're doing a live action Cowboy Bebop movie, supposedly with Keanu Reeves as Spike. 

My stomach hurts...
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« Reply #906 on: January 14, 2009, 11:47:32 AM »
Deal or no Deal is evil...
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« Reply #907 on: January 14, 2009, 12:54:29 PM »
Quote from: The DarkSider on January 13, 2009, 07:57:35 PM
Seems a lot of people I know are slipping on ice this year.   Question

I have twice  Smile
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« Reply #908 on: January 14, 2009, 01:08:31 PM »
I should have bought the lesbian vampire film at HMV.
Vampyres.

It was only £4.99 Bluesad
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« Reply #909 on: January 14, 2009, 03:29:28 PM »
Quote from: Joe the Destroyer on January 14, 2009, 11:25:58 AM
I just discovered that they're doing a live action Cowboy Bebop movie, supposedly with Keanu Reeves as Spike. 

My stomach hurts...

Really?  I heard it was going to be a live action TV series...

I also heard Fox is going to do it, which is EXTREMELY ironic, considering they already had a VERY SIMILAR show on their hands that they (for no discernible reason) intentionally killed by putting it in a p**s poor time slot.

Guess they want another chance to mess up something else...
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« Reply #910 on: January 14, 2009, 03:54:11 PM »
I bought some Sumatran coffee today, it tastes amazing, but it smells like burnt licorice  Bluesad
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« Reply #911 on: January 15, 2009, 02:25:18 AM »
While I somewhat enjoyed the movie Kairo, I keep reading on how everyone was scared to high hell by the ghost that stumbles near the beginning of the movie.  Honestly, I didn't find it that scary.  Is there anything less terrifying than being attacked by a clumsy ghost? Oh no, Mrs. Ghost!  Don't trip on me!  Oh dear, I hope you weren't a waitress in your past life! 

The obvious solution: hide in a china shop. 
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« Reply #912 on: January 15, 2009, 04:41:39 AM »
Arrghh! My hair is too long to backcomb!  Hatred
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« Reply #913 on: January 15, 2009, 09:24:00 AM »
I hate feeling stupid when I don't 'get' the connections in picture war.
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« Reply #914 on: January 15, 2009, 10:25:56 AM »
Quote from: Circus_Circus on January 15, 2009, 04:41:39 AM
Arrghh! My hair is too long to backcomb!  Hatred

The back of my hair is nearly a meter long.
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