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« Reply #960 on: January 21, 2009, 12:22:54 AM »

My dorm building just had a fire drill, with eight inches of snow on the ground.  I didn't have time to grab a jacket (the sound of the fire drill gives me severe headaches and has on occasion made me physically nauseous, so I just had to GET OUT) so stood outside freezing for the ten minutes until it was done and we could go back in.  

The thought that occurred to me was, "if I was shivering any harder, the 50 foot woman could use me as a vibrator."

Hmmm....I wanna be a vibrator.
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« Reply #961 on: January 21, 2009, 10:47:54 AM »

I just don't understand why Striptease isn't more popular...

Can you still buy Kinder Eggs ?
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« Reply #962 on: January 21, 2009, 11:00:06 AM »

"This video has been removed due to terms of use violation"

What does that mean ?
What's been violated ?
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« Reply #963 on: January 21, 2009, 11:09:58 AM »

WHAT'S WRONG WITH TREKKIES!!!!

THE NEW FILM LOOKS GREAT!!! STOP WHINING!!!!
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« Reply #964 on: January 21, 2009, 12:04:18 PM »

"This video has been removed due to terms of use violation"

What does that mean ?
What's been violated ?



What's been violated ? The terms of use have. . .
IOW, the author/owner has decided when, how, and why the video can be used (The 'terms of use' of the video), and someone has used it for something that does not fall within those parameters, therefor is was removed.


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Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

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« Reply #965 on: January 21, 2009, 12:27:40 PM »

Thank goodness for the broke-ass toilet in the stall next to me. 

I couldn't hold me farts in and the other lady flushed just in time for the never-ending flush to drown out the noise and my sorrows.
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« Reply #966 on: January 21, 2009, 12:49:37 PM »

Common sense needs to be taught in cold, dull rooms over a two day period, 3 floors up.  Bluesad

Atleast you got to do role playing, right? But then again when it revolves around work or safety, I guess that brings the excitement down a notch...

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« Reply #967 on: January 21, 2009, 02:49:59 PM »

Somewhere twixt the Alpha & the Omega, lies the Gamma & the Chi...
Somewhere twixt the top drawer & the bottom drawer, lies... uh... yer drawers.
Somewhere twixt the top banana & the bottom of the barrell, lies something all bruised & squishy, but not completely smushed.
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Last night, for the uhm-teenth time in my life, I heard an urban bluegrass band covering Zepplin.

And yet, for some strange reason, I have yet to hear a marching band cover Hendrix...

About a year ago, I heard Sid Vicious' version of "I Wanna be your Dog" for the first time in my life, & found myself wondering how it would sound if it were redone entirely with smoke alarms.

Someday, I'd like to hear Tom Waits do a cover of Prince's "Erotic City".
Likewise, I'd like to hear Prince do a cover of Tom Waits' "Let Me Get Up On It".
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« Reply #968 on: January 21, 2009, 04:29:29 PM »

Just curious, sex with your clone, is it considered gay or masturbation?
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« Reply #969 on: January 21, 2009, 04:43:01 PM »

Just curious, sex with your clone, is it considered gay or masturbation?

I'd go with gay, unless you feel what they feel, then maybe both.  Question
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« Reply #970 on: January 21, 2009, 05:00:32 PM »

Just curious, sex with your clone, is it considered gay or masturbation?

You've got too much time on your hands, haven't you...
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« Reply #971 on: January 21, 2009, 06:09:09 PM »

Common sense needs to be taught in cold, dull rooms over a two day period, 3 floors up.  Bluesad

Atleast you got to do role playing, right? But then again when it revolves around work or safety, I guess that brings the excitement down a notch...

 BounceGiggle

Circus Circus does not do role play, in work or even in the bedroom, because I don't need to Hatred

Gee sorry, it was just a joke...  Bluesad
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« Reply #972 on: January 21, 2009, 06:15:09 PM »

I take care of my mom (whom is sick), my kid has been home from school for six days due to the weather, my brother has decided to crash here for an undetermined amount of time...I have found out it has become impossible to be alone for even two minutes. I really need either a vacation or an obscene amount of nerve pills if this is to continue....
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Society, exactly as it now exists is the ultimate expression of sadomasochism in action.<br />-boyd rice-<br />On the screen, there\\\'s a death and the rustle of cloth; and a sickly voice calling me handsome...<br />-Nick Cave-
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« Reply #973 on: January 21, 2009, 06:49:57 PM »

I take care of my mom (whom is sick), my kid has been home from school for six days due to the weather, my brother has decided to crash here for an undetermined amount of time...I have found out it has become impossible to be alone for even two minutes. I really need either a vacation or an obscene amount of nerve pills if this is to continue....

I have a terminally ill stepfather that I have to keep an eye on. In case he accidently kills himself. Bluesad
And I'm still unemployed!!!! Hatred

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« Reply #974 on: January 21, 2009, 07:52:05 PM »

There are some really trashy films I want to get.
The problem :

The covers are really trashy and I'll feel slightly embarrassed buying them. I love walking around Zavvi in their horror section to see all kinds of films I'd never heard of. Which is why is prefer shops to online buying.
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