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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters.


« Reply #1500 on: March 21, 2009, 05:47:59 PM »

There was once a contest to see who could write the shortest story which contained elements of these four genres: religion, royalty, sex and mystery. The winning story was:

"My God," said the Queen. "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it?"
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Das was mich nicht umbringt, macht mich noch merkwürdiger. (What does not kill me makes me stranger.)
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« Reply #1501 on: March 22, 2009, 12:12:08 PM »


The other day I accidentally dropped my soda on the floor.  The first thought I had as I looked at the large puddle of liquid was, "Man, wish I had a Sham-Wow..."

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Hypnotic, ain't it?


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« Reply #1502 on: March 22, 2009, 09:55:08 PM »

I just velcroed my foot to the floor.
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I've seen things you people couldn't imagine...


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« Reply #1503 on: March 23, 2009, 09:48:44 AM »

Cheerleader Massacre has the worst acting I've ever seen...


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If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.
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Shake The Faith


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« Reply #1504 on: March 23, 2009, 01:05:30 PM »

I am both expendable and indispensable.  Question
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« Reply #1505 on: March 23, 2009, 01:10:40 PM »

I am both expendable and indispensable.  Question

Another bad day at work, Circus !
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters.


« Reply #1506 on: March 23, 2009, 03:30:32 PM »

I got sunburned in sixty degree weather yesterday.
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« Reply #1507 on: March 23, 2009, 04:45:04 PM »

I wish Nicolas Cage would give up on bad hair and action films.  Bluesad
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It's a real cat and carrot situation


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« Reply #1508 on: March 23, 2009, 05:08:51 PM »

I wish Nicolas Cage would give up on bad hair and action films.  Bluesad

I wish Nicolas Cage would simply just give up. All hair. All films. All everything.
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Where the hell is that soothing music coming from?
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Dude! Flush Next Time!!!


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« Reply #1509 on: March 23, 2009, 05:59:49 PM »

Why do people feel they know what is the worst movie ever made when this place is filled with people who can give examples of films a whole lot worse.
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Movie Trivia Fact : O.J. Simpson was considered for the title role in The Terminator, but producers feared he was \"too nice\" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.<br />Isn\'t hindsight great.<br />A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. - Agent Kay - Men in Black
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Afro-Mullets RULE!


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« Reply #1510 on: March 23, 2009, 07:00:35 PM »

It's denial, people are in denial in regards to the fact that it can always get much, much worse.
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Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

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« Reply #1511 on: March 24, 2009, 08:54:25 AM »

^ One word people.....Torque.  Buggedout
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No More Ribs For You!


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« Reply #1512 on: March 24, 2009, 09:40:14 AM »

If Congress is demanding that the good people at AIG commit Hari Kari for accepting stolen money, then the good people of Congress should, at the very least, have their hands cut off for stealing that money in the first place.
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« Reply #1513 on: March 24, 2009, 10:11:04 AM »

^ One word people.....Torque.  Buggedout

I dunno... Torque always starts out fun, but can get a little irritating after it tops out... Especially if you're trying to make the run from San Antonio to Baton Rouge; It always feels like you need just one more gear.

Besides, it really don't matter as long as you keep the chain real tight & lubed up, & the tires just right.

Torque's good for the quarter, but for the long time, I prefer a higher top end.
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"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
Normal is what people are until you get to know them.
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No More Ribs For You!


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« Reply #1514 on: March 24, 2009, 10:49:41 AM »

^ One word people.....Torque.  Buggedout

Wait a minute... You're not talking about those calibrated wrenches, are you?
I don't have any of those, just the kind you hit with a hammer.
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"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
Normal is what people are until you get to know them.
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