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« Reply #12570 on: December 20, 2012, 07:51:39 AM » |
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Had the most bizarre dream last night. It ended with me mowing the carpet at work. It had grown about 3" tall so I went out to the shop and got the carpet mower from somebody. That was pretty much the most normal part of the whole thing.
Think my brain's finally blown its last gasket.
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« Reply #12571 on: December 20, 2012, 11:27:45 AM » |
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Had the most bizarre dream last night. It ended with me mowing the carpet at work. It had grown about 3" tall so I went out to the shop and got the carpet mower from somebody. That was pretty much the most normal part of the whole thing.
Think my brain's finally blown its last gasket.
Doesn't seem that weird compared to some of the dreams I've had |
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« Reply #12572 on: December 20, 2012, 10:54:13 PM » |
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Whoever invented those cone shaped cups some water bubblers have wasn't really killing it with that one.
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« Reply #12573 on: December 21, 2012, 08:58:28 AM » |
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« Reply #12575 on: December 22, 2012, 09:40:57 AM » |
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do you know who else has a stinky pile of butts ? MY MOM!! |
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« Reply #12576 on: December 22, 2012, 12:01:14 PM » |
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do you know who else has a stinky pile of butts ? MY MOM!! why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to shag the lollipop lady |
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« Reply #12577 on: December 22, 2012, 01:18:52 PM » |
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do you know who else has a stinky pile of butts ? MY MOM!! why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to shag the lollipop lady Why did the Vulture cross the road? The Chicken didn't make it.  |
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« Reply #12578 on: December 22, 2012, 11:17:41 PM » |
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Good thing I only sleep about five hours a night.
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« Reply #12579 on: December 23, 2012, 12:10:39 AM » |
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Good thing I only sleep about five hours a night.
1) what do you do then? 2) that's not healthy, as your immune system declines. |
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« Reply #12580 on: December 23, 2012, 01:18:45 PM » |
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All those Hollywood publicity photos these days are retouched to the point where the actress ends up looking more like a mannequin than a human being. It's not even remotely attractive. Real uncanny valley territory.
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« Reply #12581 on: December 23, 2012, 08:16:01 PM » |
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« Reply #12582 on: December 23, 2012, 10:15:09 PM » |
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New analog multimeter for Christmas. Wish I knew how to use one of these things... Or what it's for.....
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« Reply #12583 on: December 24, 2012, 10:39:50 AM » |
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Streaming SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT for Christmas! Come join if you want, part 2 later today: livestream.com/terrorcinema
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« Reply #12584 on: December 24, 2012, 06:04:12 PM » |
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iwillgetthroughchristmasandiwillnotkickhismomiwillgetthroughchristmasandiwillnotkickhismom
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