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Jack
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« Reply #12915 on: April 05, 2013, 06:53:46 AM »

I used my wife's honey extract body wash this morning.  I don't think I've ever smelled this good before in my life!  

I'm just sittin' here enjoying my own aroma  Thumbup

Wait!  You can't just advocate a product and not tell us the name and where to buy it!  I've not seen this honey extract body wash in the store.  I do have honey extract shampoo... I wonder if your wife has the same shampoo and that's what you used as body wash today?  


No I didn't use shampoo for body wash - can you even do that?  Is it safe?!?! BounceGiggle  I think it was this stuff:



My skin still feels mahvelous even this morning  TeddyR
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« Reply #12916 on: April 05, 2013, 01:32:53 PM »

It's strange the different ways love can die.
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« Reply #12917 on: April 05, 2013, 03:50:02 PM »

Ironic song titles and lyrics:

"Leaving on a Jet Plane" by John Denver, died in a plane crash...

"....no I don't have a gun..." as sung by Kurt Cobain, self-explanatory...

"....cord stretches tight...." Ian Curtis in "In A Lonely Place" a month before he hanged himself...

"...it rips my life away, but it's a great escape..." Shannon Hoon, lyrics long thought to be about heroin...

"I Fall To Pieces" by Patsy Cline (poor lass, let's not go there)

"Who Shot Ya" by Notorious B.I.G.

"....nothing to do to save his life, call his wife in...." as sung by John Lennon, almost eerie, you know?
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El Misfit
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« Reply #12918 on: April 05, 2013, 09:05:09 PM »

I used my wife's honey extract body wash this morning.  I don't think I've ever smelled this good before in my life!  

I'm just sittin' here enjoying my own aroma  Thumbup

Wait!  You can't just advocate a product and not tell us the name and where to buy it!  I've not seen this honey extract body wash in the store.  I do have honey extract shampoo... I wonder if your wife has the same shampoo and that's what you used as body wash today?  


No I didn't use shampoo for body wash - can you even do that?  Is it safe?!?! BounceGiggle  I think it was this stuff:



My skin still feels mahvelous even this morning  TeddyR


Jack is trying to be a chick magnet again. TongueOut
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« Reply #12919 on: April 07, 2013, 08:47:59 PM »

Shirley Temples are really good, but I would never order one.
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« Reply #12920 on: April 08, 2013, 06:24:17 PM »

http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/margret-thatchers-19-most-badass-moments
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« Reply #12921 on: April 08, 2013, 10:06:22 PM »

From the fall of France to the surrender of Japan in one lecture . . . am I awesome or what!!!?? TeddyR
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« Reply #12922 on: April 09, 2013, 07:14:34 AM »

I truely do believe that the commercials for "rejuvenating"  skin products means that the buyer is having a midlife crisis.
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« Reply #12923 on: April 09, 2013, 01:18:26 PM »

In past movies we've had white gangstas and camcorder guys for comedy relief.  In the future I think we'll start seeing Google Glasses guy.  That would be comedy gold. 

"Glass, take photo."  Every time a pretty girl walks by.
"Glass, shortest route to car."  When the inbred mutant cannibal hillbilly attacks.
"Glass, search for '99 Chevy Cavalier tuneup manual."  When the car won't start.
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« Reply #12924 on: April 10, 2013, 10:29:13 AM »

I hate it when I'm expecting the cashier to say "Have a nice day" but instead she says "Stop back again" and I just blurt out "You too".  Sounds so stupid.
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« Reply #12925 on: April 10, 2013, 03:15:09 PM »

I'm dizzy from head banging at metal. Twirling
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El Misfit
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« Reply #12926 on: April 10, 2013, 04:00:24 PM »

I would like to strangle the head of Youtube for f**king it up so badly that it feels like it is crashing on me.
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« Reply #12927 on: April 10, 2013, 05:15:42 PM »

I want to like vimeo.  No ads before videos. More focus on actual film making instead of viral vids. The general atmosphere is friendlier, helpful and more professional. I want to like vimeo.

But that video player of their's just takes too long to load.
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At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...

In 1991, when The People's Court ratings started to slip, Judge Wapner reinstated the death penalty-Late Show Fun Fact
El Misfit
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« Reply #12928 on: April 10, 2013, 05:39:27 PM »

Holy s**t, Jack changed his profile pic!!!! Buggedout
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Jack
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« Reply #12929 on: April 11, 2013, 06:44:25 AM »

Holy s**t, Jack changed his profile pic!!!! Buggedout


I had that old avatar for years lol.  It was definitely time for a change  TeddyR
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