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El Misfit
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« Reply #13080 on: May 22, 2013, 10:35:40 AM »

Will I understand The Fast & The Furious if I haven't seen The Young & The Restless?
Nah, you would understand The Fast & The Furious if you understand Call of Duty- There's no reason for its existence besides money.
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« Reply #13081 on: May 22, 2013, 01:59:30 PM »

My godson's mom Clare has no sense of humor sometimes. Tomorrow her brother, the one-time obsessive love of my life, will have been dead for thirteen years, and I said: "There's no excuse for staying dead for thirteen years. That's just lazy." Trust me, he'd have laughed at that. She got mad. Sigh, I guess we know who got the morbid humor gene in that family.
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« Reply #13082 on: May 24, 2013, 11:51:23 AM »

I like the tagline for DON'T LET THE RIVERBEAST GET YOU!:

"You'll believe in him when he starts to eat you."
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"The best parts are watching Sly go through the full range of emotions: deadpan, deadpan with raised eyebrow, deadpan with quivering lip. There's also a great sequence where Sly drives his VW Beetle down the interstate for about 20 minutes, staring dramatically through the windshield.."-Joe Bob on A MAN CALLED RAMBO
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« Reply #13083 on: May 24, 2013, 02:40:17 PM »

LAST DAY OF SCHOOL!  Wooohoo!!!!
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« Reply #13084 on: May 24, 2013, 02:50:34 PM »

When you keep a dairy you learn things about yourself. In my case that I'm addicted to keeping my diary.
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El Misfit
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« Reply #13085 on: May 24, 2013, 04:34:43 PM »

LAST DAY OF SCHOOL!  Wooohoo!!!!
Great, it's about time you moved up a grade!  TongueOut


I find the "You are what you eat" saying terrifying, because if I look like a human then going by that logic I am a cannibal.
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« Reply #13086 on: May 24, 2013, 05:20:43 PM »

When you keep a dairy you learn things about yourself. In my case that I'm addicted to keeping my diary.

I thought, when you kept a dairy, you learned things about cows. TeddyR
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« Reply #13087 on: May 24, 2013, 11:38:57 PM »

Ha! Cows....maybe that's what I'm doing wrong with my 'dairy,' eh? (Must quit relying on spell check.)
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« Reply #13088 on: May 25, 2013, 03:38:36 AM »

I can echo Indy slightly here:

Woooo[expletive deleted]hoooohoooo: another unpaid Saturday at work.  TongueOut Thumbdown
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« Reply #13089 on: May 25, 2013, 08:18:00 AM »

I thought the whole point of working was getting paid . . . . Question



Sorry Trev!  TeddyR
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« Reply #13090 on: May 27, 2013, 04:25:55 PM »

I hope my sanity lasts the night.  My wife is planning double feature.  The Room and Kiss of the Vampire.

I hope I make it.
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« Reply #13091 on: May 27, 2013, 05:25:39 PM »

I'm watching this Leo Fong movie "Blind Rage". They are training a bunch of blind guys to do a heist. "unintentional comedy" pretty well covers it

edit: this really is like a Will Ferrel movie


edit: from IMDB review

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My favorite part of the movie though has to be the chase scene that starts at an International House of Pancakes and then ends up on the roof of an International House of Pancakes! The International House of Pancakes is also where the crime is planned at the beginning of the movie (a great place to plot a international crime).

That's really too much International House of Pancakes for one movie.

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« Reply #13092 on: May 27, 2013, 09:43:37 PM »

I think I hiked over 10 miles today, artifact hunting.  My legs hurt SO bad!!!!

(But I found 9 complete arrowheads and 2 killer fossilized shark's teeth!!!)
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« Reply #13093 on: May 28, 2013, 01:16:21 AM »

I like the tagline for DON'T LET THE RIVERBEAST GET YOU!:

"You'll believe in him when he starts to eat you."

You could also say that "You'll be IN him when he starts to eat you", too  Wink
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Today I may win, or I may go home by a road I do not understand, but Tamriel will shine again, and my blade shall be glazed with the blood of the zealots who worship the Nine with their false hero Pelinal Whitestrake. A god does not bleed, but a man does, and Pelinal is only a man.

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« Reply #13094 on: May 28, 2013, 06:44:07 AM »

If you mark a review as "unhelpful" at Amazon, it now lets you describe why you found it unhelpful.  I think I may have some fun with this   TeddyR
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