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« Reply #13125 on: June 08, 2013, 08:22:29 AM »

I found a crazy fan-fiction synopsis for Thomas the Train Engine:

“Today’s the day of the Sodor parade! Thomas can’t wait to take the children for a ride! What adventures await him today? Rated M for language, mass kidnapping, violent homosexual train rape and the murder of innocent children. Must be read in Ringo Star’s voice.”

Where's the link?!?!
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« Reply #13126 on: June 08, 2013, 10:55:42 AM »

I found a crazy fan-fiction synopsis for Thomas the Train Engine:

“Today’s the day of the Sodor parade! Thomas can’t wait to take the children for a ride! What adventures await him today? Rated M for language, mass kidnapping, violent homosexual train rape and the murder of innocent children. Must be read in Ringo Star’s voice.”


Where's the link?!?!


Here ya go.
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« Reply #13127 on: June 08, 2013, 01:52:51 PM »

Exciting day around here:







Okay I guess that's it for the excitement.
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« Reply #13128 on: June 08, 2013, 03:20:48 PM »

Digging out the stump can be fun.... Or whittling it down with an axe... Or seeing how badly you can mutilate it with 2" wide drill bit with an 18" extension.....

Or you could just turn it into a mock tea table & put plastic squirrels & gnomes & plastic flower pots with cheap polyester silk flowers in 'em............

Exciting day around here:







Okay I guess that's it for the excitement.
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« Reply #13129 on: June 08, 2013, 04:18:56 PM »

Digging out the stump can be fun.... Or whittling it down with an axe... Or seeing how badly you can mutilate it with 2" wide drill bit with an 18" extension.....

Or you could just turn it into a mock tea table & put plastic squirrels & gnomes & plastic flower pots with cheap polyester silk flowers in 'em............


That's at our neighbor's house across the street.  He'll walk around it, looking at it from all angles.  He'll consider doing this...he'll consider doing that.  When the snow starts flying this winter, he'll still be thinking about it.  We call him the putz.  TeddyR 

The thing was so rotten though you could probably chop it up with an axe without too much effort.  I'll have to suggest the thing about the squirrels and the tea table though  Thumbup
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« Reply #13130 on: June 09, 2013, 10:25:21 AM »

So I found out that an album I want can't be found on eBay. Not surprising, the group is from Ukraine.  TongueOut
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« Reply #13131 on: June 09, 2013, 11:21:46 AM »

Is it just me, or does Gollum look kinda like Nastassja Kinski when she had all that prosthetics on in Cat People?
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« Reply #13132 on: June 09, 2013, 09:02:05 PM »

Distracted by my PC, as a trailer for World War Z came on.
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For a second, I thought the announcer said "A Horsey".
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« Reply #13133 on: June 10, 2013, 10:25:46 AM »

I found out that I have been saying Queensr˙che wrong, I've been saying it as Queen-search instead of Queens-rike Lookingup
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« Reply #13134 on: June 11, 2013, 10:45:21 AM »

Ever since NBC tried to bring back Knight Rider in 2008, I've been wanting to see a mashup of Knight Rider with Smokey and The Bandit mythos..............
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« Reply #13135 on: June 11, 2013, 11:34:56 AM »

Well into high school I spelled "intelligence" as "intellegence". Oh, the irony.
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« Reply #13136 on: June 11, 2013, 12:17:30 PM »

Ever since NBC tried to bring back Knight Rider in 2008, I've been wanting to see a mashup of Knight Rider with Smokey and The Bandit mythos..............

I like to see KITT in Death Race 2000!  Not KARR because KARR would win, no question about that.  I think KITT would get to the finish line before any other racers, but I don't think he'd have any points.
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« Reply #13137 on: June 12, 2013, 03:00:09 PM »

No one in college in movies ever gets to class on time.
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« Reply #13138 on: June 12, 2013, 11:14:42 PM »

How do we know, I mean really, really know that south is down and north is up? Maybe the universe is actually situated upside down.
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« Reply #13139 on: June 12, 2013, 11:28:15 PM »

Why is it, cars in movies don't have airbags?
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The more I think about how many successful attempts have been made to reach the stratosphere in a balloon, the more rocket ships seem illogical to me..........
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