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« Reply #13500 on: September 09, 2013, 06:23:20 PM »

I think you should be able to throw dried cat poop at people who light up a whole theater by texting during a movie.
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« Reply #13501 on: September 09, 2013, 06:52:53 PM »

When I was a kid, we would take dried English peas and stick needles through them, then stick them inside of our letter jackets - once the lights went down, we would use our extra wide movie theater drink straws as blowguns.
US:  Pfffft!
SOMEONE SIX ROWS IN FRONT OF US:  Ouch!!!

Probably we would be prosecuted as domestic terrorists today.
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« Reply #13502 on: September 09, 2013, 07:38:49 PM »

I think you should be able to throw dried cat poop at people who light up a whole theater by texting during a movie.

Are we reserving the not-so-dried cat poop for a more serious transgression?
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« Reply #13503 on: September 09, 2013, 08:46:49 PM »

I think you should be able to throw dried cat poop at people who light up a whole theater by texting during a movie.

Are we reserving the not-so-dried cat poop for a more serious transgression?

What if, instead of baseball caps, those Napoleon hats caught on, & people wore them to movie theaters, & they refused to take them off?

Or Vegas showgirls with those hats with the huge plumes in 'em?

Or what if you went to one of those "Garage Cinemas" for a Babylon 5 marathon, & everybody was dressed as a Centari?
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« Reply #13504 on: September 09, 2013, 09:13:13 PM »

Is it me, or are old retired white folk a serious pain? I was at the grocery store today and some old white guy was complaining how a pack of hotdogs were 5 cents more expensive than it was 3 months ago. -____-

Also, a few weeks ago, I was at a diner and there was a sign that said to not use this trash can, use the other which was right next to it yet some old white guy moved the sign, disposed of this trash, and left. WTF?
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« Reply #13505 on: September 09, 2013, 11:45:51 PM »

I cant sleep...
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« Reply #13506 on: September 10, 2013, 12:39:06 AM »

I think you should be able to throw dried cat poop at people who light up a whole theater by texting during a movie.

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« Reply #13507 on: September 10, 2013, 05:34:04 AM »

I drove through an intersection that was under construction.  I don't know if they ran a bulldozer through the city's main sewer line or what but holy bejesus.  I was two miles down the highway doing 65 with both windows wide open before the air in the car was even remotely breathable again.

That wasn't the sewer line, BrotherJack: I was hiding in your trunk.  Wink
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I used to say I live my life a quarter mile at a time and I think that's why we were brothers- because you did, too. No matter where you are, whether it's a quarter mile away or half way across the world. The most important thing in life will always be the people in this room. Salute mi familia. You'll always be with me... And you'll always be my brother.
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« Reply #13508 on: September 10, 2013, 07:23:17 AM »

What if, instead of baseball caps, those Napoleon hats caught on, & people wore them to movie theaters, & they refused to take them off?

Or Vegas showgirls with those hats with the huge plumes in 'em?

Or what if you went to one of those "Garage Cinemas" for a Babylon 5 marathon, & everybody was dressed as a Centari?

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« Reply #13509 on: September 10, 2013, 12:38:56 PM »

What if, instead of baseball caps, those Napoleon hats caught on, & people wore them to movie theaters, & they refused to take them off?

Or Vegas showgirls with those hats with the huge plumes in 'em?

Or what if you went to one of those "Garage Cinemas" for a Babylon 5 marathon, & everybody was dressed as a Centari?



I think I'll buy a derby!
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« Reply #13510 on: September 11, 2013, 12:36:38 AM »

I'm not saying anyone deserves to die, but just once I'd like for a lunatic to take out people the world would be better off without.
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« Reply #13511 on: September 11, 2013, 02:44:53 PM »

Every now & then, I just can't help worrying that September Eleventh will eventually devolve from a day of solemn remembrance, to just another drinking holiday.
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« Reply #13512 on: September 11, 2013, 04:13:43 PM »

Not as long as I'm around to remind folks of what happened! Hatred
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« Reply #13513 on: September 11, 2013, 04:39:26 PM »

I'm not really that busy singing, I've got plenty of time to put other people down.
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« Reply #13514 on: September 11, 2013, 04:43:26 PM »

I want to choke the head person at Cox for f**king up my internet connection! Hatred
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