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« Reply #14250 on: March 17, 2014, 01:01:59 PM »

Q: What does The Incredible Hulk do on St Patricks Day? A: He gets smashed. (I know, ShutUp Al)
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« Reply #14251 on: March 18, 2014, 09:11:54 AM »

I have an idea that might make you think I need to go to an insane asylum- The founder of WBC is dying, so at his funeral, instead of picketing it, after the last Amen, we burn his casket and then we say we are servants of God and he is not worthy of Heaven.
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« Reply #14252 on: March 18, 2014, 01:39:21 PM »

"How absurd, said the gnat to the gnu, To spell your queer name as you do! For the matter of that, Said the gnu to the gnat, That’s just as I feel about you." - Oliver Herford

I have an idea that might make you think I need to go to an insane asylum- The founder of WBC is dying, so at his funeral, instead of picketing it, after the last Amen, we burn his casket and then we say we are servants of God and he is not worthy of Heaven.

"I like you just the way you are." - Fred Rogers
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« Reply #14253 on: March 18, 2014, 08:11:05 PM »

People who criticize the survivors in "Alive" need to remember they were facing sub zero conditions: they literally had no subs.
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« Reply #14254 on: March 19, 2014, 09:15:15 PM »

In Philadelphia they call everything a jawn. It's a play on joint, like that's my joint right there

here a building is called a jawn

http://articles.philly.com/2014-03-13/news/48158386_1_building-collapse-spokeswoman-rebecca-swanson-lamp

"The whole jawn came down," said Lewis, who was taken to Temple University Hospital after the collapse.
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« Reply #14255 on: March 20, 2014, 11:49:36 AM »

Texas cultists seek
Virgin for spring sacrifice.
In Austin? Good luck!


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« Reply #14256 on: March 20, 2014, 12:58:57 PM »

Why don't they have a "spam" thing on your phone like they do for email?  A telemarketer calls you up, you see it on the caller ID and press a certain button, and from then on they just get a pre-recorded massage saying "This residence has chosen not to receive calls from your number".
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« Reply #14257 on: March 20, 2014, 03:26:15 PM »

My friend Evan texted me that the pastor for WBC has passed away. So nothing of value was lost today....so far.
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« Reply #14258 on: March 20, 2014, 06:41:33 PM »

My friend Evan texted me that the pastor for WBC has passed away. So nothing of value was lost today....so far.

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« Reply #14259 on: March 21, 2014, 04:43:17 AM »

Can the TV industry stop making angsty vampire shows kthxplz
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« Reply #14260 on: March 21, 2014, 08:27:31 AM »

Can the TV industry stop making angsty vampire shows kthxplz
No.
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« Reply #14261 on: March 21, 2014, 08:28:32 AM »

I think reality is shaped funny. I'm going to go at it with my penknife until it looks more to my liking.
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« Reply #14262 on: March 21, 2014, 09:43:15 AM »

Can the TV industry stop making angsty vampire shows kthxplz

Here's why it won't work
We Got To Have, Money! Small | Large
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« Reply #14263 on: March 21, 2014, 01:45:48 PM »

When building a combustible llama it is diificult not to think about going all 'wicker man' on it.
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« Reply #14264 on: March 21, 2014, 04:33:55 PM »

Speculation is, Putin's got his eye on Estonia next.
If that happens, what's to become of that lovable punk group, Winny Puhh?

If Obama couldn't handle a few "protesters" in Benghazi, how do you suppose he's going to react when Putin decides he wants Alaska back?
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