The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[Alex]

Had a later night than planned. Aaron called me up and we spoke for quite a while rather later that perhaps he should have been awake. He wanted to talk about what he'd done, but at eight years old he couldn't find the words to say. I am thinking about chatting one of the Padre's about it, since in addition to be priests they are also fully qualified psychologist types and can maybe advise me on how to speak to him. While I was typing this his mum messaged me to say he wants to call me again tomorrow.

In happier news, me and Kristi wrapped our presents today and got them around the tree and set up our little winter village. Looks all cute and stuff. Still waiting on one present. Decided to get it sent to my mums since we'll be heading there on the 20th. Shipping came to $68 so it better be a good quality bathrobe.

Anyway, Dagon is pestering Kristi so I better go rescue one of them.

[AoTFan]

Whoa!  I just found out Canadians put their milk into plastic bags to sell them.

Mind blown.

Course come to think of it though, don't they risk them breaking open and making a huge damn mess everywhere?

(Shrugs)

[Trevor]

Whoa!  I just found out Canadians put their milk into plastic bags to sell them.

Mind blown.

Course come to think of it though, don't the risk them breaking open and making a huge damn mess everywhere?

(Shrugs)

So do South Africans. 

[Alex]

Right, where was I with my last train of thought?

Hmm... No idea. Oh well.

Walked into the office just as Katy walked out this morning. Me and Inhumanly Tall (which will now be shortened to IT) Dave were in there chatting away, until IT Dave had to go do a brief. Katy walked into the office and announced her mother had gotten 11 inches of the weekend.

Not being quite sure what to reply to that one I could only stutter out something about "Then pass my congratulations on to your dad." She then tried to tell me her and IT Dave had been talking about the weather before she'd left the office and that was how much snow she'd had. A likely story if you ask me. Plus Katy is now living in fear of me meeting her parents and making any comments there.

Had to pop down to see Ryan (who is Katy's husband and works in the same building but a different office) later on that day. His office has a smaller side room that is mostly used for storage. Katy was standing in the corner of the room facing into the corner. Initially I had no idea why, but then I figured it was a Blair Witch Project sort of thing and left them to it after passing on my message. I've known Ryan since he joined up at the same time as my little brother and I still remember the story about the prostitute in the wardrobe, so by comparrison this is something entirely normal.

She is a bit strange is Katy. But then isn't everyone in that office? I mean IT Dave constantly talks to himself, punches himself in the forehead when he has a headache to make it go away and sometimes puts a large elastic band around his head to relieve headaches (but hey, if it works then I guess that's fine). Cliffy likes to shower with naked men after having a mud bath with them and Max... well he has less self confidence than I do, Jim can't be trusted to ever hold a weapon again, Kev's legs are ready to fall off... And so it goes on.

Anyone would think that being in a room with only artificial sunlight for eight to twelve hours a day was a bad thing.

Spent a good part of yesterday shredding technical documents written in German. Today for a change we had a load of technical documents written in Italian to shred. We had to sort it all out by security classification and then split up what had to be kept and what we could destroy. Got me thinking that it sucks when you find all this stuff at security briefs and then can't talk about them. It can be really annoying. In the past there have even been threads on here that I've had to not post replies to.

Kristi is listening to some 80's rock at the moment. Wonder if she'll ever find out why I yell "MORE COWBELL!!!!" whenever something by Blue Oyster Cult comes on.

[AoTFan]

Whoa!  I just found out Canadians put their milk into plastic bags to sell them.

Mind blown.

Course come to think of it though, don't the risk them breaking open and making a huge damn mess everywhere?

(Shrugs)

So do South Africans.  

Huh.. neat.  But what do you do if you just want like a SINGLE glass of milk?  Seems like they'd be difficult to cut open a corner and then reseal after you're done.  Or do you have some kind of a "spout" type thing you can jam into the bag?

[indianasmith]

Well, it's been a very nice birthday today.  My 7th graders brought me a cake, and my daughters cooked me another one at home!  Got a new Stephen King book, some arrowheads in the mail, and the entire high school and junior high sang  "Happy Birthday" to me during chapel.  Oh, and my best friend sent me a really nice E-card!

[ER]

Living part-time with a gay teenager makes for an interesting life.

[Trevor]

Whoa!  I just found out Canadians put their milk into plastic bags to sell them.

Mind blown.

Course come to think of it though, don't the risk them breaking open and making a huge damn mess everywhere?

(Shrugs)

So do South Africans. 

Huh.. neat.  But what do you do if you just want like a SINGLE glass of milk?  Seems like they'd be difficult to cut open a corner and then reseal after your done.  Or do you have some kind of a "spout" type thing you can jam into the bag?

I usually put the milk from the bag into a milk jug with a lid: these bags are convenient but they can sometimes really make a mess if they burst.

[Alex]

Was typing away on the computer at work today and got told that my messages were very sexy.

WHUT!?! Cough & splutter ensused. I told her that if she was getting sexy messages sent from me that someone else had hacked my profile.

No, its not that - its the way you do it. Its very... arousing.

What the hell? I was thinking am I going to get dragged into the shed head's office and acussed of sexual harrassment?

After some more discussions apparantly the way I type and the sounds my fingers make I as (she used the work caress, I am going for type) on the keyboard gives someone erotic thoughts.

Not quite figured out how that one works, but if anyone has ever felt turned on after reading one of my posts, it really wasn't meant.

Should I go get a job as a sort of male escort? I could turn up to women's offices and type for them.






Oh well, it can't be worse than the time I was asked if I fancied going away for a long weekend to engage in some watersports. I turned up with a life jacket and wet suit. What she turned up with to wear... well it was made of rubber too but wasn't quite the gear I'd been expecting.

And if you don't know what other things watersports mean, then do yourself a favour and don't go googling it. Your eyes and brain will thank you later.

[indianasmith]

Well, I am now 54, so I guess it's high time I started acting like a curmudgeon instead of the hip youngster I've been pretending to be this whole time. So here goes . . .

YOU WHIPPERSNAPPERS QUIT BLOGGING UP MY INTERWEBS WITH YOUR SNAPBOOK TWEETS!!!

[El Misfit]

After coming out as a crossdresser, stuff is still the same, but a huge load is off my mind.

[Alex]

Since we won't be home for the holidays tonight we opened up our presents for each other. Included in my haul were copies of Frankenstein, Bride of Frankenstein and The Monster Club all of which I am very happy with. Also got a new bathrobe, a C-ROC cruiser for X-Wing (which I am guessing means nothing to most people here, but take my word for it, if you are into the stuff I am into, its super cool), a D&D board game and a vinyl copy of Iron Maiden's 'Somewhere In Time', which rocks because my current copy has a crack in it. Also got 4 time 3 1/2 inch Ghostbuster figures (the proper Ghostbusters, not the incredibly sucky remake) and the figures actually do look like who they are supposed to be.

Happy (insert name of religious festival of your choice but celebrated early) everyone. :D

[claws]

According to ads on this page my "Soulmate" is some random Asian woman posing as a sex hungry slut. I wish there was a documentary that looks behind the scenes of the creators of these nonsensical ads.

[Rev. Powell]

According to ads on this page my "Soulmate" is some random Asian woman posing as a sex hungry slut. I wish there was a documentary that looks behind the scenes of the creators of these nonsensical ads.

Sorry, looks like you're getting ads meant for me. 

[ER]

Sometimes I tell my son stories about a hirsute Babylonian barbarian who fights monsters and makes earthenware goods in his spare time. I call it our Hairy Potter series.