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« Reply #18180 on: July 20, 2018, 08:48:58 AM »

A Roadrunner at full speed can reach an average speed of 32kmph (or 20mph in old money).

A Coyote can chase its prey at an average speed of 69kmph (or 43mph, seriously folks get with the modern age. The Brits invented the Imperial system and even we've dumped it now).

Our childhoods were all a big fat lie!
That's why the Roadrunner needs Acme.  Wink
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« Reply #18181 on: July 20, 2018, 09:20:33 AM »

Was clearing through the paperwork in my tray (the one where I send paperwork to die, if I don't want to deal with it, it sits in there until I figure no one is going to ask about whatever it is about, then I shred it) and I found a translucent purple rule. I asked Shona if it was hers as it looked a bit girly.

Apparantly this is the most sexist thing she has ever been asked and she is deeply offended.
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« Reply #18182 on: July 20, 2018, 01:14:57 PM »

Was clearing through the paperwork in my tray (the one where I send paperwork to die, if I don't want to deal with it, it sits in there until I figure no one is going to ask about whatever it is about, then I shred it) and I found a translucent purple rule. I asked Shona if it was hers as it looked a bit girly.

Apparantly this is the most sexist thing she has ever been asked and she is deeply offended.

That's when you turn to her and real sympathetically say, "I think it's awful for you they haven't cured PMT by now." It'll also get you that transfer to the Outback you've always longed for.
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« Reply #18183 on: July 20, 2018, 01:43:34 PM »


Whenever I deep fry something, I always picture that "lava sacrifice" scene from Indiana Jones and the Temples of Doom before I lower the food into the boiling oil.
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« Reply #18184 on: July 21, 2018, 04:13:43 PM »

Read about a mythical 'creature' I had never heard of before today, a Tilbiri.
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« Reply #18185 on: July 21, 2018, 05:53:55 PM »

I was looking at ants when I was sitting out in the yard.
I wonder what ants think about?
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« Reply #18186 on: July 21, 2018, 08:49:15 PM »

I was looking at ants when I was sitting out in the yard.
I wonder what ants think about?

Why is that giant watching us???
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« Reply #18187 on: July 22, 2018, 12:17:35 AM »

On some other world with a different dominate lifeform do you think they might make a movie called "Planet of the humans"?
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« Reply #18188 on: July 22, 2018, 10:26:11 AM »

My daughter went to a soccer game last night and then went back with her friend and spent the night, so she missed going to Mass this morning "without valid reason" which means under canon law she is in mortal sin and damned to Hell for all eternity. Pretty strict to damn a nine-year-old to eternal torment over a sleepover.
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« Reply #18189 on: July 22, 2018, 02:41:32 PM »

One huge reason I am NOT a Catholic.  What a stupid, and completely un-Scriptural position!
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« Reply #18190 on: July 22, 2018, 06:18:32 PM »

One huge reason I am NOT a Catholic.  What a stupid, and completely un-Scriptural position!

I know some people who feel the same about baptists and evangelicals.
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« Reply #18191 on: July 22, 2018, 06:46:42 PM »

Yeah, I know, you hate all Christians.  You have made that abundantly clear.
You hate me for because I am a Christian, because I am a Republican, and what all else?
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« Reply #18192 on: July 22, 2018, 06:54:26 PM »

My daughter went to a soccer game last night and then went back with her friend and spent the night, so she missed going to Mass this morning "without valid reason" which means under canon law she is in mortal sin and damned to Hell for all eternity. Pretty strict to damn a nine-year-old to eternal torment over a sleepover.
Is there a way to get out or mortal sin? A way to seek forgiveness?
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« Reply #18193 on: July 22, 2018, 07:28:05 PM »

Confession, penance, and absolution, as I understand it.
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« Reply #18194 on: July 22, 2018, 07:30:21 PM »

One huge reason I am NOT a Catholic.  What a stupid, and completely un-Scriptural position!

I know some people who feel the same about baptists and evangelicals.

You're defending Catholicism, Sven? Well....cool.  Thumbup
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