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Bela
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"Charlie,we're in HELL!"-"yeah,ain't it groovy?!"
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« Reply #19245 on: September 13, 2019, 09:18:41 AM » |
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My balls are going to implode if I keep reading stuff about the JOKER movie.
"It's just the 21938219th comic book adaptation of the year, let's make a huge deal about it!!1"
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934) Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you? Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends." Slobber, Drool, Drip! https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant |
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ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
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« Reply #19246 on: September 13, 2019, 11:52:11 AM » |
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It was a nice lunchtime today. It was hot so I bought a box of Klondike bars and sat and ate them with the gravediggers down in the cemetery, while they waited on a funeral.
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What does not kill me makes me stranger.
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Svengoolie 3
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« Reply #19247 on: September 13, 2019, 02:23:50 PM » |
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My balls are going to implode if I keep reading stuff about the JOKER movie.
"It's just the 21938219th comic book adaptation of the year, let's make a huge deal about it!!1"
If your balls implode yoiu should look for a job an an alto soprano at your local opera. |
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The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.
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ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
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« Reply #19248 on: September 13, 2019, 06:44:22 PM » |
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Hanging out with my cousin from China tonight and I just found out her favorite movie of all time ever is Beetlejuice. Family is more than blood, it's also mutually recognizing a great film when you see it.  |
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What does not kill me makes me stranger.
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Rev. Powell
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Click on that globe for 366 Weird Movies
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« Reply #19249 on: September 14, 2019, 09:28:21 AM » |
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Everywhere I go on the web, I am being served ads for plus-sized women's fashion. Either the algorithm is seriously f'ed or someone's sneaking into my house at night and shopping on my computer.
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I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...
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Svengoolie 3
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« Reply #19250 on: September 14, 2019, 08:19:15 PM » |
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Everywhere I go on the web, I am being served ads for plus-sized women's fashion. Either the algorithm is seriously f'ed or someone's sneaking into my house at night and shopping on my computer.
You might have a hidden split personality that is actually a transvestite that takes over your body while you're asleep and uses your compuer to look up women's clothing. |
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The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.
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Trevor
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« Reply #19251 on: September 14, 2019, 08:20:52 PM » |
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Everywhere I go on the web, I am being served ads for plus-sized women's fashion. Either the algorithm is seriously f'ed or someone's sneaking into my house at night and shopping on my computer.
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I know I can make it on my own if I try, but I'm searching for the Great Heart
To stand me by, underneath the African sky
A Great Heart to stand me by.
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El Misfit
[Insert witty here]
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Hi there!
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« Reply #19252 on: September 15, 2019, 11:05:46 PM » |
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The Saints-Rams game today was complete dogs**t. Seriously, it seems like the refs were told to f**k over the Saints over the response to the No Call and the fallout from that.
If the same s**t happened in Jerruh's World then Jerruh would have many people doing an investigation on game rigging.
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yeah no.
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El Misfit
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« Reply #19253 on: September 16, 2019, 03:32:46 PM » |
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How does an entry position for a job that requires 12-20 years of experience make any damn sense?
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yeah no.
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LilCerberus
A Very Bad Person, overweight bald guy with a missing tooth, and
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Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
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« Reply #19254 on: September 16, 2019, 03:37:13 PM » |
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How does an entry position for a job that requires 12-20 years of experience make any damn sense?
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"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.
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ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
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« Reply #19255 on: September 16, 2019, 03:38:42 PM » |
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My cousin is the father of a baby who'll be born next March, and today he showed me a form from the obstetrician's office that read: "Is this your first child? Is so, please list all previous children."
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What does not kill me makes me stranger.
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ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
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« Reply #19256 on: September 18, 2019, 01:21:07 PM » |
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Ever wonder why The Princess Bride ends with everyone riding away and it doesn't show them arriving safely at Westley's ship? I've always suspected it's because Prince Humperdinck's forces caught them.
Wouldn't have been pretty.
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El Misfit
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« Reply #19257 on: September 18, 2019, 02:46:40 PM » |
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Ever wonder why The Princess Bride ends with everyone riding away and it doesn't show them arriving safely at Westley's ship? I've always suspected it's because Prince Humperdinck's forces caught them.
Wouldn't have been pretty.
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yeah no.
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« Reply #19258 on: September 18, 2019, 02:56:56 PM » |
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Inconceivable.
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But do you understand That none of this will matter Nothing can take your pain away
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Allhallowsday
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped!
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« Reply #19259 on: September 18, 2019, 03:05:46 PM » |
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Yet, conceived.
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If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!
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