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Texdar
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« on: January 16, 2008, 01:18:20 PM »



Pa, my beard doesn't seem to be growing in right.
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I bent my wookie!
Jordan
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Thunderball Fists?! I can have such a thing?!


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« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2008, 01:43:39 PM »

Jed is shocked when told that the "Cthulu look" was "so last year."  Buggedout
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I have more DVDs than brain cells...


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« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2008, 04:42:13 PM »



Gee, this tentacle sex isn't all I thought it'd be....
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« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2008, 04:58:03 PM »

Waiting with baited breath
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« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2008, 08:18:47 PM »

Well, the fish aren't biting...but the worms sure are!
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« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2008, 11:10:04 PM »

Who knew that Gummi Worms were so angry? 
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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.


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« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2008, 09:27:43 AM »

"Have I got something in my teeth?"
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« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2008, 11:54:14 AM »

Licking toads is just a gateway to more serious animal-related highs.
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Oh the humanity!


« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2008, 08:21:42 PM »



Dang it, our perverted son 'as gotten 'imself into the boreworms again!
That's it! No more Flash Gordon for you!
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« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2008, 11:10:07 PM »

"Uh, doc, I have a feeling this won't cure my cancer."
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« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2008, 09:42:26 AM »

No Gomer, bloodworms and leaches are not the same thing. Folk healer, my ass.
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« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2008, 10:57:40 PM »

Well, the fish aren't biting...but the worms sure are!
BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle
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Only my head is tiny...


« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2008, 09:25:05 PM »

The worms are getting an early start on Jeff Conaway.
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« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2008, 12:24:25 AM »

Wait, those aren't worms... Oh, s#$%! His intestines are trying to escape his body and rid themselves of anything to do with this man and his utter lack of any acting ability!
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #14 on: January 28, 2008, 10:11:20 PM »

Jethro decided that worm farming would be much more cost effective without the farm.
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