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« on: January 17, 2008, 10:27:20 AM »

From my review of Puppet Master Vs Demonic Toys



When doll accessories go too far
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« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2008, 11:30:11 AM »


"You got my money!!?  You better have my money b***h!!
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« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2008, 12:08:39 PM »

"Chucky? How the hell did you get my number?"
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« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2008, 12:11:16 PM »

"hi, charlie? yeeeeeeeeeeeea me and the boys are gonna go ahead and slaughter your loved ones for selling the rights for this movie to Sci-Fi."
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« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2008, 06:58:39 PM »


Yes, I am familiar with it....and you say Cronenberg is going to excutive produce it? 
Well, then I guess a remake doesn't sound so crass afterall.  I'll do it.
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« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2008, 11:11:55 PM »

For "murder," dial M... For small appliances...
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« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2008, 11:53:56 PM »

"Can you hear me now?"
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« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2008, 11:54:20 PM »


WWWHHASSSSSUUUPPPPP!
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« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2008, 01:54:44 PM »

Yeah?...well you can tell Verne Troyer to go kiss my mini ass!  I won that role fair and square!
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« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2008, 09:24:36 PM »



Hey baby...I'm wearing a sheer onesie and no diaper...what're YOU wearin'?
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« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2008, 01:25:03 AM »

The Cabbage-Patch Dolls of the 21st century are having a detrimental effect on the youth of America...

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Parents, buying your kids cell phones at the earliest age possible is important, because otherwise they'll probably grow up to become crazy homicidal killers...

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US Cellular: We connect with and kill you
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« Reply #11 on: January 26, 2008, 10:27:32 AM »

on the next episode of Tales From the Hood...
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« Reply #12 on: February 02, 2008, 04:21:06 PM »

This is the kind of street punk you always see the Bratz hanging off of.
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