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AndyC
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« on: January 20, 2008, 10:18:57 AM »


"Guess whoooo"
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Jesus H. Chelios!


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« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2008, 10:31:06 AM »

"I told you what would happen if you didn't stop f*cking snoring all the time! DID YOU THINK I WAS JOKING?!?!?!"
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2008, 11:39:55 AM »

Ok hold on, I almost got that kink out for you...
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« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2008, 12:44:54 PM »

I swear, stretching your neck you'll be at least 3 inches taller so stop squirming!
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Only my head is tiny...


« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2008, 01:39:42 PM »

Say it!...Say "Judge Dredd" was a good movie!

Never!
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« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2008, 02:39:34 PM »

Now ask yourself - am I a dude with a removable head, or a head with a removable dude?
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« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2008, 04:31:23 PM »

Seconds after learning that he will not be the lead in the new "Death Race" film, Stallone takes his anguish out an a very unfortunate intern.
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« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2008, 09:05:31 PM »

Ok, seriously man, where's my money?!
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« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2008, 09:15:01 PM »

Geez, man - dis Pez dispenser sucks.
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« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2008, 12:15:30 AM »

"C'mon, admit it. I got a nicer watch than you."
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« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2008, 12:41:28 AM »

"AHH!  I hope that's your cell phone!"
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« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2008, 12:47:42 AM »

Stallone:  You will watch "Copland" and YOU WILL ENJOY IT!

Foreign Guy: GAAAAHHH!!! Mi eyeballs are ejecting from their sockets!
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« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2010, 05:34:10 PM »

Stallone: SAY IT! SAY IT A$$***e!

Asian guy: AAHHHH! Alright alright! Stallone rules and Arnold drools!
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« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2010, 05:35:31 PM »





This new Jeff Dunham act is really disturbing.
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« Reply #14 on: March 05, 2010, 03:46:36 AM »

I find your lack of faith disturbing!
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