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Neville
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« on: January 26, 2008, 09:35:27 AM »



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« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2008, 10:00:41 AM »

Holy crap! That severed head is only $5 AND it has part of a golf club through it! Now that's a deal!
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« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2008, 10:26:03 AM »

Damn, I thought I asked for pie...
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« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2008, 11:30:14 AM »

No, I don't want a head on my drink!
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« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2008, 12:48:21 PM »



                               So, are ya headin' out ?
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« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2008, 03:28:48 PM »


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« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2008, 05:10:22 PM »

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« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2008, 06:16:26 PM »

"You're having tea in a Macy's and you want to know what I'm doing here?
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« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2008, 07:26:00 PM »

I guess they have a pretty strict mandatory tipping policy in this place.
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« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2008, 08:38:06 PM »

"So, good-lookin', you come here often?"

Or

"Looks like SOME angry golfer wanted to beat his club against something besides a tree..."

Or

"My goodness, that green, slightly-moldy severed head seems to be running up QUITE the bar tab. (speaking to him) You know, mate, you CAN'T drink your problems away forever. One of these days, you're going to have to face up to whatever is causing you such emotional distress..."

"Hmm, let's see: I had my whole lower portion hacked off, the jerk jammed a pitching wedge through my fragmented skull, and - worst of all - MY #$%^&*@ NOSE ITCHES AND I CAN'T SCRATCH IT!!! so I THINK I have some right to try to get SOME happiness out of life!"
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Where's that brick.......


« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2008, 10:33:05 PM »

Say pal, you mind not lookin' at me while I try to enjoy my coffee, oh, never mind.

And karma to Neville for picking a scene from this Spanish comedy that I loved.
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« Reply #11 on: January 26, 2008, 11:45:13 PM »

It's nice to fine such a good listener...
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« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2008, 04:19:28 AM »

"I wonder what they'll give me if I ask for a White Russian..."
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« Reply #13 on: January 30, 2008, 03:36:03 AM »

Guy on the right:  So... your wife left you for good this time.
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Oh the humanity!


« Reply #14 on: January 30, 2008, 07:16:14 AM »




I hate these progressive artsy coffee bars. I never understand any this stuff.
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