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« Reply #15 on: February 01, 2008, 09:03:34 AM »
Being a Hollywood C-list celebrity who got real drunk one night and made a complete, and very public, fool out of myself.  Then to restore my career, I would have to go on the Oprah and Doctor Phil shows and confess all, cry, and let the healing process begin.
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« Reply #16 on: February 01, 2008, 12:52:34 PM »
I have to go with a description a Methodist Minister friend of mine gave me once of his version of Hell.

When I die I find myself in the back row of a huge theater. God in all his glory is sitting in the center of the stage and in the front row are my wife and children bathing in the glorious light and I can't be with them.
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« Reply #17 on: February 01, 2008, 02:30:13 PM »
Trapped in a house caught on fire with no escape.
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« Reply #18 on: February 01, 2008, 04:05:16 PM »
Being part of MTVs Real World casts.   What a buncha useless twerps.   
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« Reply #19 on: February 01, 2008, 05:08:55 PM »
Glowing blue Mae West clones (86 years old Mae West clones) wearing revealing wedding gowns and "energetically" pole dancing to amateur country western music in a discotech.

That about covers it.
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« Reply #20 on: February 01, 2008, 05:11:17 PM »
Quote from: Derf on February 01, 2008, 08:42:15 AM

Being forced to repeatedly watch the finale of The Full Monty, starring Ed Asner, Ernest Borgnine, Jack Black, Harry Morgan, Adam West, RuPaul, and Bea Arthur.


Egad, did you have to say that?
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« Reply #21 on: February 01, 2008, 09:29:22 PM »
Quote from: Snivelly on February 01, 2008, 05:11:17 PM
Quote from: Derf on February 01, 2008, 08:42:15 AM

Being forced to repeatedly watch the finale of The Full Monty, starring Ed Asner, Ernest Borgnine, Jack Black, Harry Morgan, Adam West, RuPaul, and Bea Arthur.


Egad, did you have to say that?

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Wherever there is something disgusting being said, wherever vile images are being bandied about, I will be there to go one step too far. Yes, I am Ewww-man.

So, does this trait need to go in the "Quirks that make me a bad person" thread?
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