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« on: January 31, 2008, 11:27:10 AM »

the list  some other funny stuff on that page
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« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2008, 11:37:27 AM »

That is a funny list...especially his descriptions. I don't agree with much on the list but I took it for what it was and it made me laugh.
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« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2008, 11:52:37 AM »

There are plenty of monsters that are much easier to avoid.  The Creeping Terror, The Beast of Yucca Flats, and Ro-Man (along with a number of others) can be avoided by someone walking. 

Not to mention all the carnivorous plants that require people to bump into the plant so that the deadly flora can grab them.
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« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2008, 11:57:01 AM »

Torgo.

Gor from Brain of Blood
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« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2008, 02:01:06 PM »

You could lie down and have a nap whilst the Creeping Terror tried to take a bite out of you . . .
Most shambling zombies don't seem difficult to avoid, but I guess it's all in where you are when you first notice them shambling --
As long as you have a nice stick and or a buscuit handy, I suppose anyone could avoid harrassment by a Killer Shrew . . .
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« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2008, 04:31:00 PM »

I was always a little disappointed with that episode of Doctor Who in which it was revealed that deleks weren't inhibited by a flight of stairs.
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« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2008, 04:50:46 PM »

Id Say Jason, because he always walks at a steady pace. Also, he can be easily avoided by not visiting Camp cRYSTAL LAKE, but i guess some people arnt that smart.
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« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2008, 06:25:32 PM »

First thought... THE CREEPING TERROR.  (Second thought: THE CREEPING TERROR).

Here is a helpful clip that demonstrates some DOs and DONT's if you find yourself facing this alien critter.

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DO:  Stand up and back away.  No need to hurry about it, just get it done

DON'T: Lie there screaming and waiting... waiting... waiting... waiting for it to eventually make it's way to your location.   

DON'T: Helpfully climb inside its mouth if it actually reaches you by some miracle.

DON'T:  Worry about leaving your girlfriend behinf.  If she's too slow or stupid to escape this creature, chances are she would have given birth to slow, stupid offspring who would be goners when Creeping Terrors infest this sector of the galaxy.
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« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2008, 07:39:04 PM »

Howabout:

Triffids. They're plants. Try Roundup herbicide.

Monolith Monsters. They're rocks. I think even Stephen Hawking could outrun a rock. And I apologize for the tackiness of that remark.

Bride of the Monster octopus: Don't throw yourself on top of it, wrap its tentacles around you, and scream and flail around. If you follow this advice, you'll be pretty safe from this terror.
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« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2008, 07:49:49 PM »

 Where's the Mummy?!?!? I mean...the guy can barely freakin walk...!!!! Just kinda shambles along...people just back into walls and stuff...waitin' for the old geezer to strangle them with his thousand year old mitt...

   
Small | Large
was real creepy looking though...!
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« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2008, 01:17:47 AM »

Ahh!  BUT! . . .
Remember that the Triffids only became active after everyone was made blind by the Comet around them!
Even a houseplant can sneak up on a recently blinded hysterical flappy person!
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« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2008, 07:47:24 AM »

Got another one:

The Lost Skeleton of Cadavera...and the mutant.   TeddyR
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« Reply #12 on: February 01, 2008, 07:49:01 AM »

Leatherface was actually pretty hard to get away from ...
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« Reply #13 on: February 01, 2008, 08:29:42 AM »

The Tabanga (or some similar spelling) in From Hell it Came. Another monster you can walk away from. Backwards. As demonstrated by the witch doctor.
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« Reply #14 on: February 01, 2008, 08:58:36 AM »

The creature in Hybrid was pretty slow.  It basically stood in the shadows and if you were stupid enough to walk right into it without seeing it, it would grab you.
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