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« on: February 01, 2008, 10:10:32 AM »

OK, so he's out of the race. And this picture is kind of bland. But Rudy does have comic potential.


"To all the girls I've loved before....."

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"No, I am not Michael Ironside. Next Question."

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"Ihavetwentytwentytwenty, doIheartwentyfivetwentytwentyfive"
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Jesus H. Chelios!


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« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2008, 10:22:51 AM »

"Why yes, I am a big fan of Young Frankenstein and I did indeed model my look today after Peter Boyle's in that movie. And may I just say, '911 BAD! GUILLIANI SAVE WORLD FROM 911! RAAAARRRR!' Thank you."
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« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2008, 10:38:57 AM »

Sadly, Gulianni's rap career was short lived...


"I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
And when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung..."
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« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2008, 12:11:18 PM »

"I am Rudy Giuliani. Do as I command you."
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« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2008, 12:28:45 PM »

To the owner of a gray Toyota truck license 28934, your lights are on thank you.
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« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2008, 12:52:16 PM »

I'd like to remind everyone that today's coverall bonus is $100.



OK. The next number is B-6... that is B-6...



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« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2008, 01:21:51 AM »

"Attention Kmart shoppers....there's a blue light special in the women's undergarments section."
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« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2008, 04:11:13 PM »

"OK, here goes......BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP!"
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Manos...it's frightening!


« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2008, 07:14:18 PM »

B4...B4...anybody got B4? you there?  Yeah?  Ok, we gotta BINGO!"
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« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2008, 07:18:11 PM »



Okay.  Ahem...

Doo do-do-do.
I'm just a looove machine.
And I won't work for nobody but you.
Ooooh yeah.
I'm just a looove machine.
Yeah, bay-bay.
A lovin' kissin' thang....
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« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2008, 02:00:13 AM »

No, no, you have it backward. I married my second cousin and was buddied up with crooked cop Bernie Kerik, not the other way around.

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"Sometimes, late at night, I miss my toupee, and I cry myself to sleep over it."
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« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2008, 03:01:06 AM »

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« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2008, 06:12:58 PM »

Karaoke after Rudy takes one too many puffs on his personal "peace pipe".
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« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2008, 07:06:25 PM »



Just in case you forgot, I was America's Mayor on 9/11, did I mention that?
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Manos...it's frightening!


« Reply #14 on: February 13, 2008, 09:53:00 AM »


Hallalueah it's Brother Love! "I loooooooooooooove youuuuuuuuuu"
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