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« on: February 21, 2008, 02:16:17 PM »

Harrison ford: You are walking through the desert.

Me: What desert?

Harrison ford:  Ghobi, Sahara, it doesn't matter.

Me: What am I doing there?

Harrison ford: Maybe you want to be alone, or you like the sense of isolation.

Me: Alright.

Harrison ford: You see a script for "A Hollywood Homicide 2" lying in the dust.

Me: What's a script?

Harrison ford: It's a... like a theatre play, just for movies.

Me: I never go to the theatre. But I do understand.

Harrison ford: Would you pick the script?

Me: Yes.

Harrison ford: Noted. (Calls his agent)

BTW, did you enjoy the first "Hollywood Homicide"?

Me: I'll tell you about "A Hollywood Homicide".

Gunshots follow. A lot of them.

Important: Since this thread is about the original, voice-overed and studio altered version of "Blade Runner", and not about the ultimate, final, this time is for real, uncut, director's cut, no answers including unicorns will be considered acceptable.

And, as I did, full Voight Kampf sessions are allowed.
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We're all just victims of circumstance

« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2008, 03:12:35 PM »

"You'd look this smug too if you got your face put in a thigh-lock by Daryl Hannah and got to see Joanna Cassidy's tatas up close."


And you thought Trek isn't cool.
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Gone but not forgotten... well, KINDA forgotten.

« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2008, 05:10:53 PM »

Man, is it me or are these inner-office finger football games getting a little too high-tech?

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Where's that brick.......

« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2008, 12:00:06 PM »

No fair, posting  that great a caption in the OP, Neville, you set the bar too high. Karma.

"I was staring across the table at Ridley as he rambled like a speed fiend about this new movie he wanted me to star in. I had just starred in some of the biggest hit films of recent times, and didn't feel like taking any chances with my career. The carpentry days weren't that far in my past, and I had the calluses to prove it. Yet somehow this crazy Brit had me just about sold until he got to the part where he said my character turned out to be a replicant too. 'No way" I said, when you have George Lucas as a hole card it's easy to walk away in this business, 'people will never buy it.'"
     He then motioned to the contraption sitting on the table in front of me. I was worried is was some kind of new e-meter, I wanted nothing to do with those Hubbardite weirdos. I didn't have the cash flow."
     'Look into the eyepiece' he said with a strange look of satisfaction, 'it will show you your acting style from 1990 onward. No one will doubt you're a replicant after Regarding Henry.
Ten minutes later I was signing a contract.

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« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2008, 12:07:12 PM »

Haha, nice voiceover.  Thumbup

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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2008, 10:12:01 PM »

Check out the new digitally enhanced ending to Return Of The Jedi where Han Solo starts an Optometry business. 

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« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2008, 11:11:39 PM »

"All right George, I'm going to ask you one more time. Who shot first?"

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« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2008, 11:16:54 PM »

Ok, now look directly at the machine, I want you to answer truthfully:
Lens 1.........or 2?

Ok.....3...........or 4?

According to this, you have 20/20 vision.
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« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2008, 05:47:41 AM »

This big hunk of machinery is simply to distract you from the fact that I'm not wearing any pants.
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