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The King of Koosh!
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Must have caffeine...

« on: February 04, 2008, 05:58:16 PM »

Charlie got to measure the bite marks, but not the way he intended.
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« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2008, 06:51:53 PM »

Baboon hickies hurt.

I bent my wookie!
Cinematic Monster Fanatic from Weird New Jersey
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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.

« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2008, 08:46:36 PM »

The Albinoboon's thick fur ensures that its prey is too annoyed by the ticklish sensation to try and fight back, as illustrated here.

Kleel's rule is harsh :-B
Alex Undead
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« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2008, 09:24:50 PM »

Tonight on Fox: When Tribbles Attack!

People may be laughing at me now, but someday us nerdy, cross-dressing, undead weirdos will rule the world!
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« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2008, 09:46:23 PM »

Yet another homemade sex vid from Paris Hilton makes it way onto the internet.

That's my driver's license picture....I hate that picture!"
Ed Sigma
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Evil Hypnotist

« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2008, 08:57:08 AM »

I can hear the ocean!

I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered!
Joe the Destroyer
« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2008, 12:00:16 AM »

"MMM! College kids taste like roofies!"
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« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2008, 01:29:22 AM »

"Oooow! Quit it!"


How not to get your tonsils out
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."
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The millionaires have unleashed themselves!

« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2008, 08:46:07 AM »

The lesson learned: Shaving with primates hurts.

"If you break it down, movie magic is just a bunch of people moving s**t."
The Dungeonmaster
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« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2008, 04:18:14 PM »

This is what happens when you forget the "safe word".
Jay the Magnificent
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« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2008, 05:01:59 PM »

how NOT to make out on a first date....
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!

« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2008, 08:22:56 PM »

"Don't leave a hickey, I've got to go to church tomorrow . . . . ."

"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day!  "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
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« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2008, 04:46:43 PM »

And now, from the cutting room floor, the love scene from the remake of Planet of the Apes.

(Does anyone else think Wahlberg should have hooked up with the ape-woman?  There was no chemistry at all between Wahlberg and the human girl.  All the chemistry was between Wahlberg and the ape woman, yet he hooks up with the human girl.  Does anyone else see a flaw in this, besides the flaw in remaking such a great movie with little success?)
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Maybe we're at war with Norway?

« Reply #13 on: February 29, 2008, 11:12:02 PM »

"Come here, I want to whisper soft words to your ear."

I was wonderin' when El Capitan was gonna get a chance to use his popgun.
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I wish I could be as popular as you think you are.

« Reply #14 on: March 07, 2008, 02:56:46 PM »

Okay, that creature reminds me of somebody famous, a black man who has tall white hair and glasses and usually wears a tuxedo or suit. (I also recall he acts wild). I can picture him, but I can't think of his name. joke, but if anybody can think of this guy's name, make one up!  Question

Things could be worse; you could be twins.
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