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« on: February 04, 2008, 08:39:15 PM »

After a long and successful run, Wild West Tech was unfortunatly canceled after poor David, after years of hosting, became delusionally trapped in the Old West and would hide out from the crew for days at a time, calling out, "You'll never have my ranch, never!"
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« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2008, 08:43:37 PM »

This Fall on NBC, David Carradine is "The Tree Whisperer".

"Oh my god... this tree has... Dutch Elm's Disease!... and TERMITES!"
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« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2008, 12:20:47 PM »

"Ok good, Jessica's Biel's house.  Now all I have to do is watch the bathroom window."
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« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2008, 09:56:15 AM »

The Long term effects of a basic diet consisting of nothing but coffee and prozac
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« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2008, 06:38:48 AM »

For years he saw the ghost of Uma Thurman, until he was told she was alive.
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« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2008, 01:33:40 AM »

"I definitely stepped in dog crap"
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« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2008, 02:16:39 PM »

David in the middle of yet another drug and booze induced haze, has a 70s flashback and finds himself outside brother Keith's house, trying to steal his Oscar.
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« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2008, 03:04:29 PM »



Critics agreed Carradine was a little too intense in Oliver Stone's WILLIAM PENN.
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« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2008, 05:16:46 PM »

"I definitely stepped in dog crap"

My ribs... ow
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« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2008, 04:38:01 PM »

David Carradine is Doctor Who!
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« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2008, 07:39:51 PM »

Dave is the Christopher Walken ("Dead Zone") of the trees.

"You will meet lumberjacks..."

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Crap, my hand is stuck to the tree sap...
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« Reply #11 on: February 20, 2008, 11:27:19 AM »



She can do THAT with a Banana?

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