The Scientologists must be pretty afraid if they start spewing out something like this
"What?!! We have a negative coverage in media?!! ...Well, guess what? We never wanted to have a positive coverage in media in the first place! Yes, that's it... Who needs positive goverage? When we are hated by millions of people we get LOTS and LOTS of new recruits for sure, you'll see, you'll all see, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
... Spare change?"