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« on: February 10, 2008, 12:16:32 AM »



In a shocking move today, the foreign country of Oompa Loompa declared war on the rest of the world and took their first hostage.  No ransom demand has yet been made.  More details to come.
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« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2008, 01:58:52 PM »

When several midgets made an attempt at bleaching facial hair, the directions on the box were sadly misconstrued...
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« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2008, 04:33:27 PM »

This is what happens when people say Oompa Loompas are creepy
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« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2008, 11:26:32 PM »





Allhallowsday felt just a little out of place at his high school reunion.
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« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2008, 12:52:59 AM »

Workers take a break from their day-to-day to show life isn't all bad in the sweatshop.
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« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2008, 01:57:37 AM »

All efforts to clone George Hamilton have somehow gone awry.
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« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2008, 03:14:48 AM »





Allhallowsday felt just a little out of place at his high school reunion.


HAHAHA! Oh, you get karma for that!
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« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2008, 03:16:21 AM »






Wonka excluded, these guys remind me of the the girls I went to high school with. Or at least their skin does.
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« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2008, 04:54:42 AM »

Why yes, officer, all of my exploited workers..er..friends here are documented, and quite happy with their working conditions, can't you tell by their smiling faces?
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« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2008, 06:08:46 PM »

If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, Wonka.  We prefer, "little people."
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« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2008, 09:01:07 PM »

Willy Wonka finally realized he needed to install another bathroom in the Chocolate Factory. 
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« Reply #11 on: February 13, 2008, 12:41:40 AM »

Gene Wilder: "Guys, I'm feeling a little claustrophobic..."

OLs: "Dude, at least you can reach the jars on the top shelf. Shake it off!"

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Oopma Loompas + beer-chugging contests = Chubbawumbas! (Okay, Family Guy moment based off the "Tubthumper song  BounceGiggle)
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« Reply #12 on: February 13, 2008, 04:32:30 PM »

The Fundamentalist Midget Church of Omaha presents a tribute to Billy Graham.
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« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2008, 12:11:45 PM »

Okay, this isn't a quote, but does anyone else notice the expression on the on to the far left?  Am I the only one who finds that look very disturbing?
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« Reply #14 on: February 20, 2008, 11:15:09 AM »




And for my next trick, I'll put all these guys back in the clown car, and bungee it off the roof of the astrodome!

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