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« on: February 10, 2008, 12:18:25 AM »



God, I hate being Bill Gates' proctologist....
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« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2008, 06:03:29 AM »

Just a few more tweaks and the toilet paper will dispense itself at my command.
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« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2008, 03:11:33 PM »



Now I've got that little commode smuggler cornered.
It's time to go Horatio Nelson on his toilet-bowl sailing ass!  Nice and Tidy!
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« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2008, 04:58:02 AM »

As you can see, it's not easy making the dress for nuclear boy. Yeah, I'll be questing for peace with a magazine here in a minute.
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« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2008, 09:04:46 PM »

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« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2008, 12:33:54 AM »

The ultimate in manliness: a toilet equipped with "power" tools! Now you can take a dump and adjust that thing-a-ma-jig at the same time!
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« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2008, 04:58:57 AM »

Mental note: Next time, don't buy toilets at Ikea.
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« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2008, 04:25:48 PM »

He's the man they call for clogs no other plumber can handle.
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« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2008, 11:21:10 AM »

I told her, what ever ya do, don't get the 'automatic wipe' feature on the new john, but noooo...
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« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2008, 01:48:22 PM »



The first one on the block. There is nothing like the cool refreshment of a bidet.
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« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2008, 03:06:33 PM »

Hackman was called out after a pet toilet went out of control in a suburban family home.
After trying the mouth down (also known as the SEAT) he proceeded to neuter the toilet.
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« Reply #11 on: February 21, 2008, 05:17:02 AM »

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« Reply #12 on: February 23, 2008, 12:23:34 PM »

Put the seat down! Put the seat down! I'll show her!
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« Reply #13 on: November 12, 2009, 05:21:14 AM »



Damn.. all these tools at my disposal and I STILL can't figure out how to get the lid to come up!
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« Reply #14 on: November 21, 2009, 12:51:55 AM »



"um, dude, you are really going to try torturing THAT??"

"is it safe?  is it safe??"
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