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Texdar
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« on: February 20, 2008, 11:21:23 AM »



Oh God, that feels sooooo good!
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« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2008, 11:25:53 AM »

Dead-tel floss? Don't mind if I chew...
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« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2008, 11:51:18 AM »

Good thing he tried out his new "Undead Love Head" on his finger first. Must've gotten a defective one by mistake...  Lookingup
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« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2008, 03:08:31 PM »

NO GRANDPA! THATS NOT A TOY! IT'S MY NEW "ZOMBIE HEAD PENCIL SHARPENER!"
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2008, 08:22:03 PM »

"Honey, get downstairs  NOW!  Your mother is acting up again and it involves her dentures this time."
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« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2008, 09:49:50 PM »



EWWWG!!  Nail biting - GROSS!!
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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.


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« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2008, 05:09:45 PM »

"Back off nice and easy or I blow her away!"
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« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2008, 03:02:57 AM »

Taking the term "finger foods" just a little too far.

And if that wasn't corny enough for ya:

Why, yes I would like a hand sawndwich
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« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2008, 07:14:42 AM »

When Kevin Bacon attacks!
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« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2008, 08:18:26 PM »

when sex toys go bad.....
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« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2008, 02:41:47 PM »

Sadly, as he got older, Stephen Segal didn't retain the quick fighting skills he was known for in the past. Now even a severed manniquen had could kick his ass!
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« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2010, 12:11:36 AM »

Give me the money or the Halloween mask gets it!
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« Reply #12 on: March 22, 2010, 03:16:19 AM »





YEOUCH!!!  Sure glad I decided against sticking my d*ck in there!
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« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2010, 09:53:14 PM »

another reason why you should not mess with a zombie's head
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