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« Reply #15 on: January 24, 2008, 12:57:17 PM »

Zap: She's built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro!

later on.

Femputer: Their sentence is death by snoo snoo!
Kiff (horrified)
Zap: Pft!  What are you?  Gay?
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« Reply #16 on: February 03, 2008, 08:04:08 AM »

i hereby take command of this thread TeddyR

dr zoidberg: "i'm off for a scuttle"
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dr zoidberg: "the box says no!"
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Brannigan: "Prepare to change course!"
Kif: "Sir, this is a leisure cruise. Our path was set by the travel agency."
Brannigan: "That's for schoolgirls! Now here is a route with some chest hair!"
Kif: "But that course leads directly through a swarm of comets."
Brannigan: "Yes, comets. The icebergs of the sky. By jackknifing from one to the next at breakneck speed, we might just get some kinda gravity boost. Or something."
Kif: *sigh*
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Brannigan: "Don't blame yourself, Kif. We were doomed from the start. Nothing remains now but for the captain to go down with his ship."
Kif: "Why that's surprisingly noble of you, sir."
Brannigan: "No. It's noble of you, Kif! As of now, you're in command."
Kif: *sigh*
Brannigan: "Congratulations, captain!"
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Leela: "Well, at least here you'll be treated with dignity. Now strip naked and get on the probulator."
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and my sig, awesome show, better than simpsons imo
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« Reply #17 on: February 03, 2008, 12:08:54 PM »


and my sig, awesome show, better than simpsons imo

NOT BLOODY LIKELY!!! Hatred

Anytime Zoidberg calls Bender "robit" is funny.
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« Reply #18 on: February 03, 2008, 04:47:15 PM »


and my sig, awesome show, better than simpsons imo

NOT BLOODY LIKELY!!! Hatred

don't get me wrong, i love the simpsons, but i live in the uk and the bbc only showed a particular season for about two years straight, kind of made me hate it for a while, still think futurama is a better show though TongueOut
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« Reply #19 on: February 03, 2008, 09:27:21 PM »

I'm with Mr Brannigan.

I just love Futurama, but the Simpsons has really lost its way in the last 5 years or so.  I don't even bother watching it now.  But I have all the Futurama eps on DVD!

I guess I just like spaceships more than I like delinquent kids.
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« Reply #20 on: February 04, 2008, 05:50:52 PM »

I must disagree with you both.  I feel sorry for you Mr. Brannegain, because you obviously watched one of the simpsons lower seasons.
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« Reply #21 on: February 04, 2008, 06:00:20 PM »

I must disagree with you both. 

thats ok, you're allowed, even if you're wrong  TongueOut
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« Reply #22 on: February 04, 2008, 08:21:30 PM »

I have a few fave Simpsons eps:

The one where Bart sells his soul
The monorail one
The one where Homer finds that weird package at the dump
Some of the Halloween eps have been pretty funny
The one with George Carlin where Homer finds out his middle name is Jay
The one where Homer gets really high on something and Marge tells him to go into the kitchen and he says, "we have a kitchen??!!"

That's all I can think of off the top of my head
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« Reply #23 on: February 21, 2008, 11:08:17 PM »

Brannigan: The way to a girl's heart is through her parents. Have sex with them, and you're in.
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