Snow White got tired of cleaning the cottage and cooking all day while the Seven Dwarves went and worked in the mines. So one fine morning she said, "Boys, can I come to work with you today?!" The delighted Dwarves all agreed, and with a hearty "Hi-Hoooo!" they set out for the mines the next morning.
But when they got there, Snow White realized that the mine was actually a great big dark hole in the ground! Seeing cobwebs around the entrance and a bat flitting out, she experienced a change of heart. "Tell you what, fellas," she said with a giggle - "Why don't I stay up here in the forest and fix you a nice picnic lunch?" The dwarves had no problem with that and trooped underground, leaving Snow White to bustle about the clearing and begin preparing lunch.
A couple of hours later, the ground rumbled and smoke and gas began to belch out of the mine. Snow White realized there had been a cave-in, and overcoming her fears, she lit a torch and ran down the tunnel to see if the little guys were OK.
Snow White came to a huge rockfall that had blocked the passage almost all the way to the ceiling. Climbing to the top, she poked the torch through the narrow gap and cried out: "Boys!!! Sleepy, Doc, Grumpy - is there anyone left? Is anyone still alive??!!"
A tiny voice rang out from the depths: "Vote for Hillary!! Vote for Hillary!!!"
Snow White let out a sigh of relief. "Well, at least I know Dopey is still alive!" she said.
