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Neville
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« on: February 21, 2008, 04:48:41 PM »



Is "ON" to activate Hollywood career or is it the other way around?
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I have more DVDs than brain cells...


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« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2008, 05:12:32 PM »



My co-star's a big wall switch?  Well, at least it beats Chris Tucker....
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Where's that brick.......


« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2008, 11:31:59 AM »

Who built this suggestion box? The US government?

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Is this the switch to turn off Chris Tucker's mouth? Figures.
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« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2008, 01:06:47 PM »

"So THIS is how you Frenchies flush the toilet..."
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Mwa Ha Ha Ha Ha


« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2008, 10:35:42 PM »

Okay, so I just put the DVD in there and it wont be late, what a country!
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« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2008, 04:09:29 AM »

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...And now, let me remind you the rules: When I say "three" you drink the milk in one gulp, and whoever ends last gets punched by the other two.
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« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2008, 11:37:25 AM »


UH-OH, HOT DOG!
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« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2008, 01:56:22 PM »

"Where's the light switch?"
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« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2008, 02:05:28 PM »

LOL That's what Jackie says on the real film, before Yuen Biao flips it.
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« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2008, 10:47:47 PM »


UH-OH, HOT DOG!


Karma for you!
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« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2008, 01:15:11 AM »

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...And now, let me remind you the rules: When I say "three" you drink the milk in one gulp, and whoever ends last gets punched by the other two.


I hate coming to the Korova Milk Bar when Alex and his droogies are here, a little too much milk plus plus and they get all horrorshow with the tolchoking and the ol' ultraviolence.
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« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2008, 06:50:12 AM »


"Geez, who wired this place? There should be a breaker panel here!"
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2008, 11:51:41 AM »

"Yeah I had Owen Wilson's nose mounted after Shanghai Knights.  It simply adds to the room don't you think?"
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« Reply #13 on: March 06, 2008, 07:05:09 AM »

This is what you meant when you said I'd be working with the biggest rocker in the business?
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« Reply #14 on: March 07, 2008, 02:45:56 PM »

Wait, so instead of having to kill the top bad guy, I just have to turn him off? I can't believe I flew 10,000 miles for this s$%t [of a role]!
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