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Roger Clements and a good friend

Started by Fausto, February 24, 2008, 02:41:47 PM

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Fausto

"When I die, I hope you will use my body creatively." - Shin Chan

"Tonight, we will honor the greatest writers in America with a modest 9 by 12 certificate and a check for three thousand dollars...three thousand dollars? Stephen King makes more than that for writing boo on a cocktail napkin." - Jimmy Breslin

TheDope


Sorry pal; just looking for some pine tar.


TheDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.

Mr. DS

"No, I'm afraid steroids don't make everything grow to big sizes"
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

sideorderofninjas

Someone's got to say it..."Talk about a corked bat.."
SideOrderOfNinjas
http://www.sideorderofninjas.com

"Wielding useless trivia like a katana."

Yaddo 42

Jeez, buddy, just because the 'roids shrink your balls and give you man boobs is no reason to go all girlie on us.

or

"Brokeback Pitcher's Mound"

or

A "pitcher" and "catcher" joke would just be too obvious here.
blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....

AndyC

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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Yaddo 42

You're being traded to the Cubs......just wanted to give you a taste of what that feels like.
blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....

Terf

NOW can you see the stain?

Yea, but I have to look REALLY closely.

OR

What was THIS doing in your pants?!

I only use it to impress the ladies, and besides, we've got hundreds of them laying around!
Things could be worse; you could be twins.

sprite75



How the hell did you get a baseball lodged up there?!
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

AndyC

Coach: "OK men, we're going to do some teambuilding. Who here has seen The Human Centipede?"
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Leah

My god this, This is what happened after seeing Bert and Ernie get it on?! :buggedout:
yeah no.

Chainsawmidget

That is NOT how you do the Heimlich!

retrorussell

How baseball is played in prison.
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."