Funky Dreams

[Flick James]

Dreamed I came across a fetish site on the Internet where nude women dress as Santa Claus.

Aren't they all nude before they dress as anything?

 

I knew someone would bring that up after I wrote it.  They wore hats and fake white beards.

So, nude except for Santa hats and beards? That just happens to be my fetish. HOT! 

[alandhopewell]

     My dreams seem to have common motifs in them, to wit-

My mother has been dead for over twenty years; she is often in my dreams, and I know that she's dead, but I don't find her presence odd.

For some reason, I often find myself looking for my clothes, because I have to change, but I don't know where they are.

I'm often clued into the fact that I'm dreaming by looking at my watch-either there's no watch, or a strange, non-functional one is on my wrist, and I realize that I'm dreaming.

     Once, a long time ago (I was fifteen) I had a dream with opening credits....like Jerry Lewis, I did everything.

[lester1/2jr]

my dreams stink, straight up.