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« on: March 01, 2008, 04:50:46 PM »
Well, this test is kind of bizarre...

According to this, I could take on 19 of them.

Not sure how accurate it is though... I meet some kids that age who could be pretty vicious... Course, according to the rules everyone's wearing cups, so...

Anyway, you can find the test here...

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
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« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2008, 04:56:20 PM »
They say 18 but I think I'm tougher than that. 
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« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2008, 05:42:57 PM »
My results say I could take 22 kids.   
I'd give lots of headbutts, elbows to the face and Mortal Kombat style uppercuts!  TongueOut

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« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2008, 05:54:52 PM »
25 of the little turds.
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« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2008, 06:27:53 PM »
Quote from: Ash on March 01, 2008, 05:42:57 PM
My results say I could take 22 kids.   
I'd give lots of headbutts, elbows to the face and Mortal Kombat style uppercuts!  TongueOut

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I would incorporate a Zangief fighting method full of power clotheslines and spinning piledrivers personally. 
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« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2008, 06:52:12 PM »
 It says I could whup 27 5 year olds. I have officially hit rock bottom.
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« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2008, 07:39:13 PM »
23 here.  Buggedout
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« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2008, 12:11:21 AM »
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« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2008, 12:19:02 AM »
23!!!  I'll fight dirty if need be and I don't care if they're 5 or not.
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« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2008, 12:37:03 AM »
I'm surprised that it claims I could take 22. 
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« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2008, 09:14:13 AM »
 Buggedout I like kids and they like me for some strange reason, but my score is 20.
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« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2008, 03:17:07 PM »
Holy crap...what a vile piece of s**t I am...it says I could take on 28...and I answered honestly!
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« Reply #12 on: March 03, 2008, 03:19:33 PM »
Quote from: odinn7 on March 03, 2008, 03:17:07 PM
Holy crap...what a vile piece of s**t I am...it says I could take on 28...and I answered honestly!

Don't worry about it, small kids are VERY forgetful, if they trip and fall they'll forget about it in 20 minutes.
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« Reply #13 on: March 03, 2008, 10:46:51 PM »
Damn!  Only 17.  I thought I was tougher than that  *lol*
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« Reply #14 on: March 03, 2008, 10:55:03 PM »
Quote from: Killer Bees on March 03, 2008, 10:46:51 PM
Damn!  Only 17.  I thought I was tougher than that  *lol*

You have to fight dirty, you'll never take on a bunch of kids if you're not willing to fight dirty.
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