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TheGreatWhiteDope
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« on: March 08, 2008, 02:42:34 PM »


What are you doing watching "Jerry Springer"?  Go to bed, kid!!
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« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2008, 10:10:16 PM »

"Do not attempt to adjust your television.  We control the vertical.  We control the horizontal.  We control the Fox Network."
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« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2008, 10:40:11 PM »

That's right folks, the Freddy Kreuger novelty rabbit ears antenna can be yours for the low low price of only $19.95.  But if you call within the next five minutes, the Jason Voorhees popcorn popper will be added to your order at NO EXTRA COST!!!
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« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2008, 11:18:17 PM »

damn, these digital antennas are freaky as hell
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« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2008, 11:37:28 PM »



Caroline hadn't taken her parents seriously when they warned her about the new V-Chip they installed which would "...GUARANTEE she'd not watch anything above PG."
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« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2008, 12:38:34 AM »

Freddy, before you sever my head, could you turn a little to the left? "Who's the Boss?" isn't coming in as good as I'd like.
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« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2008, 11:11:45 PM »

Early Tivo
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« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2009, 04:10:14 AM »





Freddy's audition for My Favorite Martian.
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« Reply #8 on: November 11, 2009, 12:07:21 AM »

I didn't know that Blu-ray was this realistic!
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2010, 09:49:45 PM »

Freddy:  "I'm not going to kill you, I have much more evil plans that that...now enjoy your Disney teen programming  marathon for the rest of your nightmare...muhahahaha..."
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« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2010, 04:42:57 AM »

It's prime-time, b***h!
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« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2010, 11:07:23 PM »


Freddy Krueger
More than meets the eye
Freddy Krueger
homicidal manics in disguise
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« Reply #12 on: February 27, 2010, 01:55:09 PM »

Push the button, Freddy!
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« Reply #13 on: February 27, 2010, 06:32:51 PM »



That the television suddenly grew a burnt victim's head didn't worry her that much. What really worried her was that the Abraham family still used a CRT television.
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