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« Reply #15 on: March 09, 2008, 11:30:28 PM »

I'm going to go slip out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini-Groucho Marx Cheers
 Forget the dang movie though!

Its a Wonderful Life....maybe?
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« Reply #16 on: March 09, 2008, 11:46:36 PM »

I'm going to go slip out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini-Groucho Marx Cheers
 Forget the dang movie though!

Its a Wonderful Life....maybe?
Now that I think about it, I believe it is. thank you, congradulations you're now unlucky number 13! TeddyR
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« Reply #17 on: March 10, 2008, 07:51:21 PM »

I'm going to go slip out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini-Groucho Marx Cheers
 Forget the dang movie though!


Its a Wonderful Life....maybe?

Now that I think about it, I believe it is. thank you, congradulations you're now unlucky number 13! TeddyR


Actually it's Robert Benchley to Ginger Rodgers in THE MAJOR AND THE MINOR.
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« Reply #18 on: March 11, 2008, 12:55:44 AM »

The one in my signature.
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« Reply #19 on: March 11, 2008, 08:21:01 AM »

Now you understand, if anything goes wrong, anything at all, your fault, my fault, nobody's fault, I'm gonna blow your head off, no matter what else happens, no matter who else dies, I'm gonna blow your head off, you understand me?..........say it.
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« Reply #20 on: March 11, 2008, 08:52:32 AM »

The lines that stand out for me are the simple ones that are delivered in the right way at the right time.

The Thing: "You've gotta be f**king kidding"

Robocop: "b***hes leave"

I agree that Heston quotes are fantastic. Used to have a bunch of WAVs from Planet of the Apes on my computer that I'd use for alerts. "It's a madhouse, a maaaadhooooouse!" or "You cut up his brain, you bloody baboon!" or "Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!" Chuck is in full scenery-chewing mode for most of that movie.
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« Reply #21 on: March 11, 2008, 12:50:21 PM »

Too many to choose from, but here are a couple of my favorites:

"Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever." - Baron Munchausen

"If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you." - Bob McKenzie, Strange Brew
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"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."
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« Reply #22 on: March 11, 2008, 09:00:20 PM »

"Being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not?"

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« Reply #23 on: March 16, 2008, 03:53:21 AM »

Anything from Showdown in Little Tokyo

Especially

"You have the right to remain silent.
You have the right to an attorney.

*roundhouse kicks the guy to his death*

You have the right to be dead"
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« Reply #24 on: March 16, 2008, 09:47:42 PM »

"That's my mother you're p*ssing on!"
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James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

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« Reply #25 on: March 17, 2008, 02:39:15 PM »

Brando's "Not my night . . .coulda been a contender" speech from "On the Waterfront", delivered to Rod Steiger, is gold from beginning to end.  I won't quote the whole thing here, as it's quite long --

"Major Stasser has been shot . . . Round up the Usual Suspects!" -- Claude Rains, Casablanca

"Yeah, he's the kinda guy who'd knock my teeth out & then punch me in the mouth for mumblin' . . ." -- Bogart, The Big Sleep

"You know . . . for kids!" -- Tim Robbins, The Hudsucker Proxy

"Because you're stupid!  Stupid, stupid, stupid!!!" -- Need I credit this?

"You do know how to whistle, don't you? . . . You just put your lips together and . . . blow!" -- Lauren Bacall, To Have and Have Not

(Incoherent rooster crowing noises) -- Emil Jannings, Die Blaue Angle

"Mr. President, ask not what your nursing home can do for you, but what you can do for your nursing home . . . " -- Elvis/Bruce Campbell, Bubbah Ho-Tep

"You're a tomato!!!" -- director in Tootsie

"It's still not weird enough for me . . ." -- Bill Murray, Where the Buffalo Roam

"I have a tight grip on your trousers, Trevor!" -- Peter Cushing, Journey to the Center of the Earth

"You're so bossy, you ought to be milked!" -- some guy, speaking to some gal, in Robot Monster

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« Reply #26 on: March 18, 2008, 02:15:52 AM »


I think I want this one from "The brain taht wouldn't die" on a t-shirt:

"Does your horror match my horror?"


Almost as good (from the same movie):

"I'm just a head, and you are whatever you are, but together we're STRONG!"
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« Reply #27 on: March 18, 2008, 12:37:47 PM »

From Ed Wood's "The Sinister Urge"

"The dirty picture racket is worse than kidnapping and murder!"

-Or something similar_
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« Reply #28 on: March 18, 2008, 09:47:59 PM »

"Get the hell out of my car, old man!"

Back to the Future Part 2.
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"The path to Heaven runs through miles of clouded Hell."

Donít get too close, itís dark inside.
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« Reply #29 on: March 18, 2008, 10:15:27 PM »

Lois Einhorn:  "Listen, pet dick.  How would you like me to make your life a living hell?"

Ventura:  "Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship right now, Lois, but thanks for asking."

Ace Ventura - Pet Detective


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