I'm sorry I'm late for the "Karma Party". But then, black people are always late.
First off, "yo' mamma" jokes
Ya mamma's so ugly, I took to the zoo, the man at the front gate said "thanks for bringing her back".
Ya mamma's so ugly as a baby, she was breast fed via e-mail
Ya mamma's so fat, she couldn't were those "X" jackets, heilcopters would mistake her as a landing pad
Ya mamma's so white, she's clear.
ya mamma's teeth's so yellow, when she smiles, cars slow down.
ya house is so small, you eat a large pizza outside.
ya house is so small, both the front door and backdoor are on the same hinges.
A man walks into a diner and sits in one of the booths. He tell the waitress, "Excuse me miss, but I'm blind and looking at a menu is out of the question. But I have an uncanny sense of smell so if you give me all your dirty spoons and forks and knives, I can give you my order". Confused, the waitress does as she's told and brought all the unwashed utensils. After a few minutes of smelling, the blind patron gives his order: "I would like a steak; medium rare, mashed potatoes with gravy, a glass of coke, and for dessert, apple pie a la mode". Amazed at his ability, the waitress takes his order to the cook who is also her husband. "Hey Mike, that strange guy over there just made this order by smelling our dirty dishes". In disbelief, the cook gives the waitress a dirty fork. "Sarah, tell him to smell this". The waitress gives the blind man the fork and after less than a second said "macaroni and chesse with broccli". Seeing this amazement firsthand, Mike and Sarah decided to play a little trick. With a clean spoon, Mike tells Sarah to rub it on her twat and give it to the blind man. After five minutes of smelling, the man paused for a little bit. And then, with a sly smile on his face the blind man yells out: "Sarah?! Sarah?! Get your ass over here. I didn't know you work here!"
A black guy, white guy, and a chinese guy are in the king's court. The king declares to the three, "If any of you can make this monkey first nods
its head, then shakes
its head, you will have my blessing to marry my hot daughter." First, the white guy tries to make the monkey mimic his moves to no avail. Then the chinese guy tried to physically make the monkey nod and shakes its head only to have his face scratched up. After which, the king said it will continue tomorrow morning. Later that night, the monkey was attacked and was beaten very badly. Early the next morning, the contest continued. The black guy simply walked over to the monkey and whispered in its ear. He asked "You remember what happened to you last night?" The monkey nodded. "You want that to happen to you again?" The monkey runs to the corner shaking its head.
What's blonde, then brunette, blonde, then brunette, blonde, then brunette?
A cheerleader with no underware doing cartwheels.