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« on: July 14, 2007, 05:52:59 PM »

You know, they have a captioning contest like this on www.pointlesswasteoftime.com too. Here's one example of the kind of pictures they have, along with the winning caption for it:

Something was lost in translation when Catholicism was taken over to Japan.

In their system, people get to vote on the captions. Maybe we ought to adopt something like their system for this place.
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« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2007, 06:33:12 PM »

You know, they have a captioning contest like this on www.pointlesswasteoftime.com too. Here's one example of the kind of pictures they have, along with the winning caption for it:




The Giant had lost his bottle of wine in a drunken stupor. But when he found it later, he discovered some tasty marinated treats
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« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2007, 07:41:50 PM »

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The Giant had lost his bottle of wine in a drunken stupor. But when he found it later, he discovered some tasty marinated treats

He ate all those treats, but in 45 minutes was hungry again. .
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« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2007, 09:33:36 PM »

Gargarmel's Smurf Bolognese is just the latest product to fall under scrutiny by China's SFDA in the wake of Zheng Xiaoyu's execution.  Many western countries have halted importation of the popular sauce at the urging of activist groups claiming Smurfs are actually pygmy natives.
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« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2007, 11:14:05 PM »

Why Dracula never drinks wine.

The long awaited sequel to Eating Raoul finally entered production last week.

"Wine coolers" loses something in translation in China.

How bum wine gets its kick.
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« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2007, 01:18:13 AM »

China can't get enough of that UB40 song
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« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2008, 11:32:20 PM »

Why public transportation is so much more popular and safer in Japan.
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« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2008, 10:59:38 AM »

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« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2008, 10:19:00 PM »

They couldn't evacuate the area but at least make the villagers happy enough to not mind that Godzilla was destroying the village. 
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« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2008, 09:24:56 AM »

Everyone moved away when things got a little warm and orange in Takashi's corner of the Cabernet...
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« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2008, 09:45:43 PM »


Ironically, their last names are all Tannen.
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« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2008, 03:35:23 AM »

When someone pees in the pool it turns into Budweiser. Cheers
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« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2008, 09:36:35 PM »

Tiny people......in the wine....make me happy.....make me feel fine
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« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2008, 12:04:36 AM »

Moses?  Question
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