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« on: March 10, 2008, 12:06:18 AM »


Mel Gibson Wasn't sure what worried him more about his reoccuring Lethal Weapon dream, That He was stuck with a permenant wierd expressions or that Danny Glover wore heart boxers
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« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2008, 01:43:30 AM »

How did he get my underwear?
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« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2008, 05:44:43 AM »

After his continued refusal to do a fifth Lethal Weapon movie, Mel Gibson is confronted by a desperate and out-of-work Danny Glover to, "Make with the Three Stooges sh!t" one more time.
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« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2008, 10:23:00 AM »

As Danny Glover described the thickness of his "Lethal Weapon" in an enthusiastic zeal, Mel Gibson could only look off into the distance and wish for the good old "Mad Max" days...
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« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2008, 01:54:29 PM »

Talk about robbing the pants off of someone.
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« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2008, 03:22:20 PM »


DANNY - Hey, man!  You gotta try this Inviso-Beer!  It really makes you invisible! 
Check it out!!  Can you see me - you can't: I'M INVISIBLE!! Heheheheeee....

MEL - Uh... (to camera) help?
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« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2008, 11:47:03 PM »

Turns out Mel Gibson isn't the only Lethal Weapon star with a drinking problem.
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« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2008, 06:06:33 AM »

The next Lethal Weapon movie was appropriately titled: We have no idea WTF is going on
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« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2008, 04:58:47 PM »

"Hey, it really is raining men!"
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« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2008, 11:08:04 AM »


Glover: My new film is called "Cuffs and Collars"!
Gibson: Aren't you a little too old for that s**t?

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I'm sorry Riggs, it's the rules!
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« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2008, 04:56:28 PM »

The story of Stagger Lee, but with strip poker instead of dice.
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« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2008, 03:17:55 AM »

Glover:  "...and so Chavez says, this is how I deal with dissenting college students back in my country, ahahaha!"
Gibson:  "You have no idea about the can I'm about to open on you, do you, you communist @#%!"
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« Reply #12 on: March 22, 2008, 07:10:37 AM »

Mel Gibson:  "Hey sugart*ts..."
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« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2008, 11:31:33 AM »

"man someone get me some of what this guys been taking"
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